You wake up in a blank white room. The room has no windows and no doors (that you can see.) You have nothing with you.
Go.
I pick up a bat and a baseball. I toss the baseball up, swing and a miss. I pick up the baseball and toss it up, swing and a miss. I pick the baseball and toss it up, swing and a miss.
Suddenly I’m in the park on a sun shiny day. I take my bat and ball and head to the baseball field.
How does this work?
Well, three strikes and you’re out.
No. When I said you have nothing with you, I did mean nothing.
I open the trap door in the floor and follow the tunnel outside. Then I go get a hot dog and think, “Huh, that was odd.”
Well, thank god. I can finally get a little peace and quiet. I lie down and go to sleep.
Oh, good. If there’s nothing I have to be doing, I’ll just go back to sleep. I’ve been needing this! Thanks!
Well, there goes my suggestion of picking up a hammer, striking myself in the head, and knocking myself out, then.
So much for the funny.
Have fun.
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There are no doors on your side. The point of the game is, you have to somehow find a way out.
Ok, I’ll bite –
Search for secret doors.
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I say, “OK, guys, very funny. Now let me out… Uh, guys? GUYS???”
I run headfirst at one of the walls, knocking myself out.
Game over.
I think outside the box.
Alternatively (and apologies if this is insensitive) I imagine a black lady. Now I have an egress.
I yell for the guard, and claim I’m deathly ill. Then when he comes in (thus revealing the actual location of the door), I conk him over the head and make my escape.
This always works. I done seen it in the pitcher shows.
Just go out the way you came.
Silly.
Sophie_Z, is there a right answer to this, or are you just looking for cleverness?
I’d call the room “Ideas”, because I’m out of ideas.
No, there is no right answer. Use your ingenuity and your imagination.
Might be insensitive, but it was pretty damn funny.
I’d assume I was in a church, because that would mean I’d come to adore.