[insert Blazing Saddles punch line here which might get be banned]
The president is a ni :bong: ncompoop! 
When it is available, I recommend everyone watch both Nunes’ and Schiff’s closing statements from the deposition today. In particular, pay attention to who had to read from notes and who didn’t, and who actually addressed facts instead of complaining about how “unfair” the whole process is.
Schiff’s 15 minute speech gave me chills.
Pompeii hasn’t been in the news this much since 79 AD.
If you want to know where American “democrativity” is headed, this is probably a glimpse into our future:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIsblYNVdooI guess their referring to Mike Pompeo’s entire family. Or using the “royal we”?
If only these were the “last days of Pompeo”…
It’s reported that he might be running for the Senate to try and escape the pyroclastic flow of the impeachment volcano. He doesn’t look like he could run that fast.
And a primary matchup with the execrable Kris Kobach. A poster at another board who works extensively in local Kansas politics said that Republicans should not be taking that state for granted in the future.
I hope so too.
Just what the Atlantic wrote last week. I am afraid it sounds credible.
Of course I do! What is there to object about my hobby?
Yes indeed!
That way he could give something up in bargaining.
… and then used Operation Blue Helmet and U.N. troops to send us all to FEMA death camps.
“Now I don’t have to tell you good folks what’s been happening in our beloved little town. Sheriff murdered, crops burned, stores looted, people stampeded, and cattle raped.”
Bravo! I love a hearty laugh in the morning!
Time for some Authentic Frontier Gibberish.
Want a laurel to go with it? 
So very kind of you, I thought that is what the Pit was for
So, looks like there may be method to Nunes’ dickery…
surely he should recuse himself in light of this, if true?
<dry tone> Nunes doesn’t have as much integrity as Sessions. </dt>
Nah. He’ll just run off to the White House and cry in Trump’s lap. Again.
Rudy Colludi says he’s got insurance if Trump throws him under the bus.