The inappropriate business card game

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Ok, check out www.vistaprint.com in the business card template area…
http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/ns/bchome.asp?

Find a card and then list the most inappropriate business to use that card.

Lone Star Slaughtering House & Meat Processing Plant

Lancaster Amish Vegetable Co-op

Gallaudet Center for the Deaf

Anytown Little League

Moving On Quadraplegic Support Center
…I did a lot just to give the idea… now you do some!

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National Football League

Microsoft

Stress Relievers, Inc.

The Republican National Committee

Oh well, it was worth a try.

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hehehe!

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American Association of Allergists
International Atheists Union
Incontinence Support Network
Child Free by Choice
WTC Survivors Fund (TACKY!)

And some tacky cards for individuals:
Osama Bin Laden, Chair, International Al-Qaeda Terrorism Association
Chairman Yassar Arafat, Palestinian Liberation Organization
Christopher Reeve (TACKY!}

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al-Qa’ida Terror Network

NeoNazi Youth of Idaho

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The BRTV Support Group

*BRTV = Bad Reaction to Viagra

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Paranoiacs Anonymous
Moving on from Motion Sickness (in 12 easy steps)
Giving Maturbation the Slip Support Group

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United States Dept of Justice

(I just think that would be funny as hell to see)

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United States Dept of Justice

(I just think that would be funny as hell to see)

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Meadowland Garden Center

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I.P. Sanely. Bladder Control Specialist

I.P. Sanely. Bladder Control Specialist (his other card)

Touch Me Publishing™. Exclusive manufacturers of braille pornography.

Hong’s Fine Korean Cuisine (please forgive me)

Beverly Merkin. Pubic Hair Stylist

Dirk Heanie, Flamboyant Superhero!

Zorgon Industries™. Manufacturers of fine Alien Brain Pods since 3029

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These are just great. I think my favorite so far has been Seven’s Bad Reaction to Viagra card.

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Breast Reduction Surgery Specialists

Jerry Falwell

Shipwreck Survivors Anonymous

Coventry Estates: Luxurious Suburban Development

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Woops. Breast Reduction Surgery Specialists

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Timothy McVeigh

http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/ns/text_ls.asp?cid=8150,1515,1

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Mapquest
http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/ns/text_ls.asp?cid=10167,1461,1

WorldCom
http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/ns/text_ls.asp?cid=21848,1839,1

Huntsville Prison Warden
http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/ns/text_ls.asp?cid=10296,2043,1

Eckard’s Pharmacy
http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/ns/text_ls.asp?cid=8484,1714,1

Sex Reassignment Center
http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/ns/text_ls.asp?cid=8480,1659,1

Septic Systems, Inc.
http://www.vistaprint.com/vp/ns/text_ls.asp?cid=8476,1621,1

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For the sake of speed, please link to the image url, not the customization url [right click >> properties]