I love the way your tits bounce when you type!
Next time, use Vaseline.
This just in-sphincter scans likely the new wave of biometric security. “They’re as different as snowflakes,” quips an industry professional, “and much more difficult to counterfeit.”
Nice try, Potsy.
Hello, friends.
I’d like to tell you about this new product I recently discovered…
I bet you just discovered fucking deodorant, you fat smelly ratbastard
Does anyone have change for a dollar?
Sure, i’ll take it out of my ass. Do you want me to use toilet paper to wipe the coin?
Ohhhh…but then it’s 100% natural!
Why didn’t you say that when we started all this?
Your response is superfluous; we already have a word that means ‘radius’.
Mmmm… heroin.
Liberherion: A politician/logician/semantic magician with something for even the stupidest of you goddamned Authoritarian whackjobs. Put down the crack pipe and turn off the Reichsdokotor Laura show: Liberty is here and it’s uncut and pure!
Y’know, Coldfire, if the Dutch ever decided to turn the Netherlands into an American penal colony I’m sure Coors would be glad to supply you with all the beer you could stomach. There’s no downside here!
It isn’t fair to judge Canada by American standards: They never got the hang of fighting for their independence.
Now, for some Inappropriate Thread Titles:
The Democrats: Are they a political party or a loose confederation of special-interest groups and demagogues with delusions of grandure? Discuss.
PETA vs. GLAAD: The Hamster Wars.
Why don’t you step away from the computer and go cook a man his dinner, or make a baby or something, honey? Leave the intellectual discussion to the hombres, where it belongs.
God may or may not exist. Therefor god is possible.
God is defined as Omnipotent and Omniscient
In an Infinite universe all possible things exist.
Therefor God exists. And is effects us. QED
Can we switch off Great Debates Now, it is no longer necessary.
Bippy, wearing Duct Tape and nothing else
WOAH!!!
I WANT THAT MONEY!!!
Your mother licks batshit off of cave walls.
Well, no, you DON’T look like a cop. Now that we have that out of the way, would you like to buy some drugs/child porn/pirated DVDs?
Look, I know its been discussed before, but isn’t a mechanical suicide machine just what we need at the moment?
Well, I can appreciate that, but the fact remains that he’s too fucking ugly for an open casket.
France is of course the best country in the world. And anyone who dissagrees with that is a Nazi Bummer Boy.
Thank you, everyone, for your insight, your kindness, and your overwhelming support. Thank you.