The Incredile Pork. PORK STRONGEST ONE THERE IS! PORK SMASH!

I’d just like to point out that these pigs are fluorescent, not luminescent.

That is to say, they’re black light pigs – not glow-in-the-dark.

I don’t know if that makes them more or less creepy.

Yes. The pork chops from these pigs are better suited for a rave then a 10 year old slumber party.

I have a mental image of a pig in a red & white striped, floppy, “Where’s Waldo” hat.
I have a mental image of a pig in a sleeping bag, with record albums strewn around the floor.
I have a mental image of a pig in a pan, as bacon.
I’m hungry.

I have a mental image of a sausage on a string, whirling around and around.

You mean a pig-roarer?

You mean a pig-roarer?

Nah, a pig-sticker.

Last night I had a mental image of a day-glo pig, rolling on E, with a couple of lightsticks, sucking on a pacifier and doing the raise-the-roof business and shouting “wooot-woot” in the voice of Babe.

I had a hard time getting to sleep.