In a bizzare scientific experiment, glowing green porkers stalk the earth.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4605202.stm
PORK SMASH! RRAAARRRRGHH!
More on the Green Eggs & Ham scandal. Dig that photo!
Now they just need to make some green eggs to with it…
Damn. too slow.
Ever heard the expression, “As Irish as Paddy’s Pig?” Well, here he is, folks!
Meh. Glowing bunnies are much cuter.
The ordinary pigs in the picture are not-green with envy. 
Pork… the other superhero.
Just think, it will make the highways so much safer, too.
How do you tell if the ham has gone bad if it starts off green? :dubious:
::nitpick::
Technically, this is the Green Ham and Eggs scandal.
Unconfirmed reports have Sam I Am quoted as saying
“I Do Like Green Ham and Eggs”
Developing…
::nitpick::
The reporter’s name is Chris Hogg.
But even if it wasn’t, my BS meter is glowing much the same colour as those pigs.
This is a cospiracy of the restaurant industry. Now the uppity waitron can just look down his nose at you and say “That pork is supposed to be green. It’s a delicacy”. They can unload their old pork AND command inflated prices for it! Genius, you say? Wait until you hear about the next phase of the program - green pork that already tastes like it’s spoiled. Never happen? The public won’t buy it? Two words, people: pet rocks.
You have been warned.
Yep, that’s Some Pig. Radiant, in fact. 
Genetically-engineered, glowing pork: Reason #1148 Why Fundie Muslims Hate Us.
This could be really popular in those gimmicky restaurants where people eat in total darkness.
People eat in total darkness? But like… what if there are bugs in it? :eek:
Never heard of glow-worms?
Pork,. the other fluorescent meat.
I hesitate to ask what the first one is…
Jellyfish… but the question becomes…
Spoon or Fork?
Straw!