You know you’re hard up when your grandmother has taken it upon herself to find a girlfriend for you. I dread the day that she finally turns someone up. 
Oh well, at least I’m not as pathetic as [url=http://www.geocities.com/SouthBeach/8049/]Kevin is.
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
Let’s try not to screw up the UBB code this time.
TMR
If you believed in yourself, and tore enough holes
in your pants, there was always a mist-filled alley
right around the corner.
And now for the disclaimer - if you’re a certain someone originally from a certain large city in Arkansas and you’ve figured out my SDMB alias, I would like you to know that I was only playing with the lovely Miss Riddles and that in reality she means nothing to me.
If you are not that person, then ignore this message - and
Riddles, please take me back
I’m sorry, johnny, but I think you may be telling me what they call in Afterschool Special World, a “fib.”
I think you’re happy with lip-girl. There! I’ve said it. You’re…not the only one. I’ve been practicing pick-up lines to use on my crush. Of course, my crush on the cute film student is nothin’ compared to your tonsil hockey, but I aim low.
A little persistance goes a long way. Announcing:
“I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig!
“Tonsil Hockey”!!!
You make it sound so cheap.
Honestly, if you asked me out, I would go for it. I’m game. Time and place. You pick. I might be able to squeeze you in, but you know what? You’re worth it… Let’s give it a shot.
Tonsil hockey optional (until our second date 
)