Okay, so today BunnyGirl, Persephone, and I were in the mall and wandered into Victoria’s Secret. Lingerie was tried on. That’s the setting, and those are the original characters, and those are the facts before embellishments.
Need I say more? I thought not. You perverts can fill in the rest with your imaginations.
Persephne was in lingerie?
I know I don’t need anything else. 
Frankly, Arden, I figured in less than 5 views someone was already imagining you in the dressing room with us…
“My bra is in my ass!”
Please, please tell me that someone took pictures of Vici-Dope!
Wicked temptress.
Heh. You were all in the same dressing room!?
Better and better!
No, but it makes for a better story. Let’s not mess things up with niggling details like facts. Carry on.
Right!
They were all in the same dressing room in sharing Victoria’s Secrets when I came in with secrets of my own. 
We saw many thongs at Victoria’s Secret. Delightful, mysterious, and beautiful thongs. Thongs that might frighten or intimidate mere mortals, but not us. We are Doper Women. We understand thongs that other people do not.
I misread the thread title and thought you were group-writing the script for an action movie in which all the main characters were lesbians.
That would have been cooler, imo.
Tho did the thongs remain the thame?
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Thong, thung Blue, evebody wants some…
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What…no “I’m a student at a large midwestern university…” to set up the fantasy?
Pretty lame porn…
I thought everybody knew I was a student at a large midwestern university. 
“Hi, do you need any help in there? Need any help in there? Is there anything I can help you with?”
Silver Fire, I think that Ellen DeGeneres stand up is full of great sig quotes that I would love to have.
My god, so am I. Really. How could I have missed such a great opening?
Y’know, I’m really looking forward to my trip to MI next month (there will be a thread very soon, when I have more info).
As yu called over your instructions to your monkey butler . . .
Well first Cranky says help…
I gotta go alone now.
Yeah, I gotta say I’m with her. I was looking forward to like, a story or suttim. Sheesh.
Well, come on people, what are you waiting for? Write one already…