The Insulting Palindrome Thread

Cecil lives as evil lice C

I’d seen the first one years ago, but this is my first view of the second and that’s a knockout. Thank you!

Sit on a potato pan, Otis.

Sam, all Doper Ass are Pod Llamas.

Borrow or rob?

Dogma: I, Dada, got iud, dui, toga, Dad. I am God.

(my favourite palindrome I always drag out on these occasions)

Eli! Vera’s tits are vile!

A man, a plan, a canal, FUCK YOU!

Nice!

Which naturally leads to
**Eli! Vera’s boobs are vile!
**

Oh a Niga vagina Ho.

Bite me, Tib!

Tulsa, oy! A gay-o, a slut!

No sir! Away! A papaya war is on.

Nurse! I spy Gypsies. Run!

Eli! Vera’s racecars are vile!

I was never one for wordplay

While not a palindrome, I am reminded of a joke.

“What’s ‘Tulsa’ backwards? ‘A slut.’ And what’s ‘a slut’ backwards? A hundred dollars.”

[/Larry the Cable Guy]

Something tells me the Tulsa Visitor’s Bureau needs to see this.

From another thread.

Wow. If I were to ever pick an X-power to have, this would be it. You people are amazing.

(note: not a palindrome).