Cecil lives as evil lice C
[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
Go hang a salami – I’m a lasagna hog!
A slut was I ere I saw Tulsa
(Assuming you’ll allow self-insult. Neither of these is original with me.)
[/QUOTE]
I’d seen the first one years ago, but this is my first view of the second and that’s a knockout. Thank you!
Sit on a potato pan, Otis.
Sam, all Doper Ass are Pod Llamas.
…
[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
Neither of these is original with me.
[/QUOTE]
Borrow or rob?
Dogma: I, Dada, got iud, dui, toga, Dad. I am God.
(my favourite palindrome I always drag out on these occasions)
Eli! Vera’s tits are vile!
A man, a plan, a canal, FUCK YOU!
[QUOTE=Lemur866]
Borrow or rob?
[/QUOTE]
Nice!
Which naturally leads to
**Eli! Vera’s boobs are vile!
**
Oh a Niga vagina Ho.
Bite me, Tib!
Tulsa, oy! A gay-o, a slut!
No sir! Away! A papaya war is on.
Nurse! I spy Gypsies. Run!
[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
Which naturally leads to
**Eli! Vera’s boobs are vile!
**
[/QUOTE]
Eli! Vera’s racecars are vile!
I was never one for wordplay
While not a palindrome, I am reminded of a joke.
“What’s ‘Tulsa’ backwards? ‘A slut.’ And what’s ‘a slut’ backwards? A hundred dollars.”
[/Larry the Cable Guy]
[QUOTE=CalMeacham]
A slut was I ere I saw Tulsa
[/QUOTE]
Something tells me the Tulsa Visitor’s Bureau needs to see this.
[QUOTE=swampbear]
Tulsa nightlife: Filth, gin, a slut.
[/QUOTE]
Wow. If I were to ever pick an X-power to have, this would be it. You people are amazing.
(note: not a palindrome).