On the internet
The internet
I recieved a message
It was written by someone
English, .html, dot com
Won’t you send me an internet
message
An english dot com dot slash dot h tee pee
Oh, on the internet my message was recieved
All too clear, radiation from the monitor
Oh on the internet
Living’s easy
(fit for representing the h tee pee)
On the internet
My leet was well recieved
function, function, adjective, adjective, recieved
Understood, now take off your shorts,
Post on the internet, internet posters
I want to know of your shorts flying off
Of how they disappeared in a warp vortex going mach 9
Or ran off to Timbuktu to cut you off in traffic
function, well recieved, shorts off, pants on
Clothes off, internet communication
Now you’re the dog, man, on the internet
Nobody knows who you are
(ARRR ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ARR ARRR)
My shorts flew off recently
I think it was in Timbuktu
Sped into the internet dot matrix
I spat comedy liquid all over my pants, with shorts recently vacated
It became the best day of my life
On the internet message board
On the internet fad, my phrasing phrase was well recieved
Message recieved, my internet broke
On the broken internet, it was not recieved
Logical fallacy, my internet broke down with a frown 
Broke down again
But how, if before, it was broken
Oh shi
Hey guys, don’t frown! I am back on this internet message board to inform you not to buy buy buy buy buy buybuybuybuybububuy
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY WINDOWS XP BUY
BUY MAH WINDOWS
worry on this internet message board. Here, I shall insert a smiley to indicate I am jovial. 
Nothing wrong here, folks!
Lather
Rinse
Repeat
…drums stop, bass solo!
My, you seem knowledgable about the internet! I think we should start a competitor to the internet, as we understand it so well. It shall be called the intertendo time traveling company! Money will be ours!
ON THE INTERNET!
Forbin -
{if 90 is 10 stop}
{if MC Hammer is in the house}
{100 stop}
{HAMMER TIME}
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cake…or death?
“Death please…No, wait- cake! Cake!”
“Ha Ha! You said “death” first!”
(I love Eddie Izzard. )
Cake is a bi-sterbile drug, affecting an area of the brain named Shatner’s Bassoon.
(I love Chris morris, in a manly type way)
WTF?
Did you people get into the holiday eggnog a little early?
"So my choice is…“OR DEATH”?