Ducktales, anyone? (warning: video. Slightly NSFW.)
Just…umm…wow. :eek:
I’m at work, so I’ll delay following that link for now. However, the part of my childhood that was spent enjoying the Donald Duck cartoons and Uncle Scrooge comics was pretty much crapped on by Ducktales. I say let the Internet crap on them!
bwahahaahahaha…that was f’d up 
This is nothing.
I will never be able to watch an episode of the Thundercats again.
I am unable to provide a link, as it violates (and leaves crying in tattered clothing) the 2 click rule in every way I’ve been able to track it down since my intial exposure. A google of “Thundercats”, wherein one has changed ‘thunder’ to ‘fucker’ would probably find it for you.
Is that the portaguese comic?
If you truly want a mere mention of Thundercats to leave you a shivering wreck, look up RD Rivero and read his stuff (it’s not hard to find, I know he has a website, I just don’t remember what it is. Most of it is on Cheezey’s Thundercats site.). I don’t recommend starting with Bengali’s New Art (it ends with the most disturbing mental image I’ve ever had). He takes the best of Lovecraft, King, and yaoi fangirls and throws it in a blender. God, I wish he’d come back to tcats.
You won’t thank me.
Well, that was…unsettling.
Can you imagine waking up one day and saying to yourself “Self, I have a great idea for a viral video…”
For me, it already does. Shittiest cartoon ever.
No, the shittiest cartoon ever was virtually every Hannah Barbera cartoon.
Yes. Especially Scooby Doo.
Scooby Doo wasn’t that bad until they brought in Scrappy Doo. Scrappy Doo! shakes fist
The doll dropping to the playground dirt cracked me up, since it’s the cliché “child kidnapped” image, just like a blaring car horn means “driver’s dead”.
Silverhawks (which I also love) was MUCH worse. If you want to see how bad it could be, find a copy of the episode called ‘Music of the Spheres’. It’s physically painful. Much more so than even the worst Thundercats episode. It makes ‘Sideswipe’ look like a shining beacon of science.
Apparently Tigersharks was even worse than that (being Silverhawks! Underwater!)
The worst of all the 80’s cartoons was He-Man. Averaged about 5 frames per second, every episode the same plot-line, and basically just an excuse for some animated homo-erotica. 
Did you not watch the superhero cartoons of the late '60s? Fantastic Four? Space Ghost? Scooby Doo was Hamlet in comparison.
Actually, no. I’ve never seen those cartoons.
The first Hulk toon only the loosest sense qualified as “animated”. It was essentially filming the actual frames from the early Hulk comics and adding the laziest of lip movements.
Why did they even bother making that cartoon? The mind boggles.
Also, about the OP’s video–what was up with the close up of Uncle Scrooge at the end? Is he meant to be a pedophile, too? or did he plan the whole thing or what?
I took it to mean he was the mastermind behind it.
He was driving the van when what’s her name was kidnapped.