Make up irrelevant mottos for Dopers.
Scylla - He has groundhogs, baby.
Zeldar - Just because.
Sanguine Spider - Don’t believe his lies.
UncleBeer - He’s not your parent’s uncle!
Bring 'em on!
I might need to be corrected here, but I thought that both **Scylla **and **Sanguine Spider **were female. But then, this is a thread started by a guy with a girl’s handle.
**Ilsa_Lund **-- GenderMonikerMangler
Scylla = guy
Sanguine Spider = gal
j_sum1 - motto: Who, me?
Jenaroph - Because who else knows their gender?
The next poster can have this one:
“The pride that goeth before a fall!”
Ilsa_Lund - knows where his hotdog goes!
spogga - chose door # 3 and was never seen again.
Ponder Stibbons - a hero to the squirrels. March on, O tailless one!
SanguineSpider - gives great sting!
BellaDellaItalia - likes her deaths clean.
NoClueBoy - wants to slow dance to “Iron Man” while wearing combat boots and lace.
EddyTeddyFreddy - has eaten cat food and liked it.
Blonde - exudes a scent that drives men into berserker-like rages until they can steal a kiss from her and calm down a bit.
Lobsang - knows where God lives and fetches His mail.
Bleh, can’t think of any more right now… I will be back!
Horseflesh - he flashed for beads!
Upside_Down_Amber: Will darn your socks and respect you afterwards!
matt_mcl: He put the “cream” in “screamingly”!
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Upside_Down_Amber: Will darn your socks and respect you afterwards!
kung fu lola - Shift-Free!
bibliophage - He’s a moderator.
El Cid Viscoso - Just because.
Q.E.D - Lives on earth,
Probably.
I’ve been there. Nice place.
Lobsang - When only singing lobsters will do!
Q.E.D. - He posts here.
Ilsa_Lund: What, me worry?
Sanguine Spider: 'Cause you Just Never Know (actual motto on a bar sign)
Heh. My Mom’s called me Alfred E. Neuman for years.
I want one!
(and it better not be dutchboy208: he wants one)
dutchboy208 - 'Cause dutchboys 1 through 207 were just plain bad.
I actually came up with this thread with you in mind. :o
dutchboy208 - He drinks paint. 
I wait with bated breath for mine.
Scylla: Kind to goats, cruel to blimps.
mangeorge: He’s the man, man.
Tentacle Monster - Not just anime porn, he has feelings.