I had to wiki ‘Miracle Whip’ just to find out what it is.
And no, I haven’t accidentally added it to anything. I think.
BTW Miracle Whip is a terrible name for a product. Seriously.
Ugh. No Miracle Whip for me.
You know why they call it that, right?
'Cuz it’s a miracle anybody eats the stuff!
Gives miracle whip coated toothpick to Cookies. I’m sure I’ve had it at some point.
Thanks Cookies, I haven’t ever tried Miracle Whip at all. The tales of it’s vileness are enough for me.
I will keep this toothpick.
Duke’s is the only way to go! Got my first taste of the vileness that is Miracle Whip at a sleepover when I was a kid. Urgghh. Hurk. Blargh! I would dump someone for being a Miracle Whip user. Miracle Whip is Satan’s jizz.
Am I thinking of the right thing? Miracle Whip is mayonaise right? Or is it whipped cream?
It’s shudder sandwich spread. Definitely NOT mayonnaise.
Oh. I think I have Helmann’s in the fridge now, but I’m sure I’ve eaten Miracle Whip at some point. All mayo pretty much tastes the same to me.
I give away the paid up toothpick.
I also give away the miracle whip toothpick
I am trying to decide if i should fork up again, but I dunno, the ads aren’t too bad. And Miracle Whip is good on sandwiches.
*Yes, I am a charity case for those who wonder. 
And it was only in retaliation for that “Never drunk” one. That was not cool.
That said, Thank Og you specified the “I’ve prepared to eat”- I personally never use Miracle Whip and no Toothpick for you. However as a CHILD, my father used to think that stuff was mayonnaise, and so every day going to school I may or may not have had a walking time bomb in my lunch when he made it instead of my mother. I hated it until I finally made sandwiches for myself.
**I give Whynot a toothpick.
I give Roosh a toothpick.
I give ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies a toothpick.**
Keep, give, keep
Respectively.
Miracle Whip: I keep my toothpick.
I had some once at a party. The mayo had an odd sweet taste and I said I was afraid it might be spoiled. Not mayo and not spoiled, I was told; it’s supposed to taste like that. Vile stuff.
I’ve paid for this crack-like substance called the SDMB, so Ro0sh gets a toothpick.
But Miracle Whip? I dunno what that is, so that toothpick is MINE, all MINE!
And Sofis, I guess we dodged the bullet on that one 
Don’t even think of taking my miracle whip.
I am throwing up a little bit just from thinking too much about Miracle Whip. Gggllllluurrrrrp.
Untrue.
I’ve whipped a few miracles in my life.
fisha, have you ever attended a professional sporting event? I can’t find your answer to that one.
RoOsh gets a toothpick but Cookies doesn’t.