Yep. I would like to request more questions involving American brand name products :).
**Miracle Whip is not a thing here as far as i’m aware. **
I’m stealing Silver Tyger Girl’s coding 'cause I’m lazy. RoOsh gets a toothpick but Cookies doesn’t.
I’ve *had *Miracle Whip, and actually find it kind of tasty, but I’ve never prepared anything with it myself. It’s sure no mayonnaise, but neither is mustard mayonnaise, and I like that on sandwiches, too. As long as I don’t think of Miracle Whip as mayonnaise, it’s a perfectly acceptable option for sandwich lubrication.
Guess I’m handing out the toothpicks like they’re candy. One for Roosh, and one for Cookies.
Hey, guys, guess what I’m eating right now. Yep, Miracle Whip. Turns out I had some in the fridge after all. I made a turkey samich with it and I think it’s pretty darn good.
That’s disgusting.
So I’m told. Again, with the never having tried Miricle Whip.
Man, everyone must be out tonight. What’s having a life like, anyway? I’ve always wondered.
I just got home from a professional sporting event. 
Don’t ask me, I wouldn’t know what a life was like if it smacked me in the face. =^.^=
Hey, I tried to help ya out. Too bad you don’t want booze at a ball game… 
Mud wrestling? Pogo stick races? Doughnut making?
Hockey, I have been to many a game.
All statements in play have been answered and the scoring is thus:
http://spreadsheets.google.com/pub?key=pGFzeVMas_HfrHm8ALnGaWg
**Roosh **is leading with 35 toothpicks, **Justin **and **WhyNot **have 30.
OK, Darth Sensitive, you are up! Silver Tyger Girl, you are after that.
Who is the one person who didn’t give me a toothpick (besides myself that is)?
According to Hockey Monkey’s lovely spreadsheet, it was AllWalker, who has so far lost a toothpick only to Justin Credible (that’s the “never been drunk” one).
Just a heads up, I won’t be around much this weekend, but I will catch up on anything I missed on Monday.
I’ve never been to a drive in movie!
Here’s yer toothpick.
I went to a double feature of the absolute worst movie I have ever seen in my life, The American Astronaut, and something else that was less bad but that the horribleness of The American Astronaut wiped from my memory. Every 5-6 minutes throughout the movie, like clockwork, another car would fire up its engine and head out. My God, so horrible.
I’ve never even seen a drive in movie theater.
I miss the drive in.
AllWalker