You’re a true hero! But I believe I read that John McClane and Chuck Norris were backing you up 
That really sucks man 
Yeah, if by backing me up you mean that they stepped in at the last second and took all the credit.
Bastards.
I keep my toothpick for not being a dog owner.
But, here is AllWalker’s toothpick for the three times I’ve given birth and been subsequently hospitalized!
The true heroes never get credit for their actions. That’s just the way life goes
And damn am I please we haven’t gotten a “I have never been an int’l super spy” question yet (sorry, that’s all I can say).
I keep the doggy toothpick
I give away the hospital toothpick
Family had 2 before I was old enough. One was named Bear (to match the cat, Lion - an aunt had Tiger). But I don’t remember the other’s name
I was hospitalized within the past 2 months for a badly sprained ankle. In, xrays, perscription, ice, splint, crutches, the works. Before that, I had to go in for stitches after a school bus wreck in 3rd grade.
Ah. too slow on the edit.
I give away the travel toothpick
The list includes: Canada, Mexico, the UK, Belgium, the Netherlands, Luxembourg, France, Germany, Switzerland, Italy, the Vatican, and Austria.
**I’ve never been inside the US. **
Enjoy your toothpick, ya seppo.
Revenant Threshold, you may post your statement. Santo, you are on deck. (I don’t know how you are going think of anything you’ve never done though.)
Nah, man, it’s pretty near you, innit? Y’know…down under? 
Mexico, Ireland and Bali for me. And Singapore’s airport - scary place!
Bah. Have a toothpick for, you know, me existing. Otherwise known as the travel statement.
Anyway, my turn. **I’ve never voted for a winning political candidate. **
So you’re like a anti-Bellwether dude 
I actually managed to vote for the current government here, but I have never voted for a specific candidate (I only get to vote for a party). So I’ll leave it up to you on how to interpret the answer.
**I went to Germany once, and went to Canada a bunch of times on family vacations as a kid.
And I am very happy to give away my toothpick for having finally voted for the winning presidential candidate for the first time in my life, this November. :D**
Like MsWhatsit’s, this is a very happy toothpick to give away to Revenant Threshold.
Clinton in '96, Bush '00, Bush '04
If it wasn’t for that darn Obama I could keep this toothpick. As it is,
Have a toothpick RT
Whoah, Revenant, before I saw you were in the UK, I was going to say, “You voted for Gore and Kerry, but not for Obama?!”
Proudly hands over yet another toothpick.
I’ll post mine in a bit. I think I have a good one.
Have a toothpick.
**Inner Stickler **and **Revenant ****Threshold **both get a toothpick from me.
Tenders a political toothpick.
Clinton, Obama, and a buttload of local politicians, including the one republican I have ever voted for.
Toothpick for RT
If I’d been thinking, I would have said “outside of my country of birth.” I didn’t mean to ufairly ding nonUSAers. Sorry.