Ok, let’s start out easy:
Never have I ever seen a live cockroach
I really wish I could keep this toothpick, but unfortunately I’ve lived in a few too many shitty-ass rental properties.
Here’s yer toothpick.
Curse you!
I’ve never even seen a dead one.
[random amateur linguistic aside]
Also, never have I ever used the rather overwrought phrase “never have I ever”, but suddenly it seems everyone is using it. Turns out it’s the name of the game. The names of games are often linguistically interesting I think. They’re not the sort of topic that is frequently discussed in high status writing, so they don’t get as standardized as some other parts of the language, and can vary quite a bit depending on region. Like Chinese Whispers/Telephone.
[/random amateur linguistic aside]
Gives WormTheRed a toothpick.
I’m not surprised. I had to come up with something as vengeance for the I’ve never been outside the USA 
Neither have I, Worm…
Crap - I thought all Americans had seen at least one 
I have. Why do they even *have *them in zoos? I’m against the whole idea of a bug house. Ick.
Take your durn toothpick, Red.
I have now decided that I’m moving to Iceland ASAP.
Hey! What are you trying to say?!
**Here’s your roachpick. **
I didn’t really encounter them until I moved to Atlanta, but there were plenty of them there.
Wow, that bicycle one crushed alot of people… Did anyone NOT ride a bike besides NAF?
:gives toothpick:
And I wish i could say i’ve never seen a cockroach outside of the zoo… but I lived in Student Housing in College. So yeah, i’ve seen a few of them in their natural state. Though never in MY apartment thankfully.
:Gives toothpicky:
Have a toothpick you lucky Icelander you.
Ha! Yes, white basket with a pink daisy, yellow center. All in some sort of nylon made to look like a wicker basket. No bell, though. My best friend had a bell; she was the envy of the block.
Sends a disgusting skittery icky insectoid toothpick to WormTheRed.
Bringing up the zoo, I have seem one of those gigantic hissing things, but I though you meant a run of the mill part of an infestation. No infestations.
One to Worm.
Do I even have any toothpicks left?
**A cockroach tried to crawl on me last night as I was going to bed. **
Another reason to like cold climates, I suppose.
I was the victim of a roach infestation in college.
Everyone still has toothpicks left and everyone will be able to participate at least another round. Darth Sensitive has a few statements to respond to, and **tdn **and **Silver Tyger Girl **have a couple also. Since everyone else has checked in, This’ll Do can go now. Jragon, you may post yours too if you are ready.