It’s my turn? Oh…um…
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I have never ridden a bicycle.**
NAF, no offense, but you are now officially a loser.
:eek::eek::eek:
Here’s my toothpick, NAF.
This is this year’s model of my personally favorite bike.
I’ve owned 3 in the past 10 years (I’ve had some bad luck with theft…)
You’ve had bad luck?
I think I went through 10 bikes during my 6 years at University 
So NAF gets a toothpick
Look NAF, no hands!
hijack/ About to hop on a plane, I’ll be gone for a while but I should be back in a reasonable amount of time. Unless of course I end up in a ball of flaming metal falling from the sky. If that happens, I am going to take back my toothpick from Santo, because technically it’d be sky diving. And don’t nitpick because I was a day or two late…/hijack
**Not for a while, but I have ridden bikes. **
Bikes the toothpick over to NAF.
That’s cool. I have wanted to learn, but it’s just something that never happened. I wasn’t interested when I was little, then when I was about 8 and my friends were riding bikes I was to embarrassed to do the training wheels thing (that lasted until I was a teenager) so I rode a skateboard instead. Now I just can’t seem to find the time or money to make it happen.
Me too, pretty much, though I was a bit younger (it was the summer before starting school, I think) and I don’t think I ever had training wheels. But I certainly remember being embarassed to learn at my advanced age.
My mother was quite insistent, though, and I can’t say I’m upset over losing this toothpick. There were any number of occasions growing up that would have been extremely awkward and embarassing had I not been able to ride a bike like the rest of my peers.
Here’s my toothpick too, NAF.
I give a toothpick to NAF.
If it makes ya feel any better, I can’t ride a skateboard. I have really good balance (I wrestled for years before I played rugby), but when you put wheels under my feet I don’t know what to do!
As for the money, check out CraigsList or a thrift store. I scored a sweet set of Master Grip irons and woods, a Callaway driver, and a really nice bag for $5 at the thrift store. I asked the gal up front, “How much do you gals want for that set of clubs back there?” She replied, “Five dollars.” I asked, stunned, “Are you sure?!” She snapped, “Five dollars is what I sell golf clubs for!”
As for the time issue… yeah, can’t help you with that one!
**I even had a Bugs Bunny helmet. ** Needless to say, I haven’t ridden a bike since primary school.
Give NAF the toothpick he used to stab passerby while riding his bike
I give a toothpick to NAF.
One bicycle-riding toothpick for NAF.
Hits the ramp wrongways, flies over the handlebars, and tosses NAF a toothpick on the way by.
WormTheRed, you’re up!
I had a banana seat and those plastic tassels on my handlebars and everything!
(Green=give, right? God, I hope so…)
What, no basket and bell too? 
(Yes, green is give.)