I keep my toothpick, Santo.
Does this mean I get half a toothpick?
Oh, shit, this got big! I’m sorry, was sick… I go’ be’er.
Give for Hospital
Give for Country (damn that ONE day…)
Give for Candidate
keep for Skydiving.
That should cover it.
Green is for Give, everyone :D.
Well you should, just to teach WhyNot the rules 
Shhh… they might get confused and give us toothpicks in reverse instead! 
**I voted for Kevin Rudd, Prime Minister of Australia, ** last year. Kevin '07!
I have too much respect for gravity to hurl myself out of a plane.
Are we ready for me to dive in with my zinger yet?
Dive Cookies!
I never attended 5th grade. (Or whatever you overseas types call the year of schooling usually attended by kids who are 10 or 11 years old).
Hand 'em over.
Mr. Linn was an asshole. Hands toothpick to cookies.
Crap.
Nice one.
**Cookies **dear, it’s **NAF’s **turn. You can wrap your zinger back up and bring it out in Round 2. 
Please disregard the 5th grade statement for now everyone.
NAF, you can go now. 
I thought I followed Santo??
You are number 8. Santo is number 14. You already anti-Miracle Whipped. 
- Hockey Monkey - Guitar hero
- tdn - California
- erleichda - skiing
- Justin Credible - drunk
- MsWhatsit - broken bone
- WhyNot - professional sports event
- Roosh - SDMB fees
- ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies - Miracle Whip
- Darth Sensitive - drive in movie
- Silver Tyger Girl - dog owner
- AllWalker - hospitalized
- Inner Stickler - outside US
- Revenant Threshold - winning candidate
- Santo Rugger - skydiving
- NAF1138
- WormTheRed
- This’ll Do
- Jragon
- Sofis
- fisha
It’s OK, everyone will get to play next round. Even if you run out of toothpicks, you will still have the chance to gain some back with your Round 2 statement. I think you are going to do well with that one.
Ha! Um…so I kinda swapped Rugger for Roosh in my mind, and I doubt that either of them will ever let me forget it.
Sorry y’all! I thought that round went by mighty fast…
So, did you drop out of school or get to skip a grade, Cookies?
I skipped. There’s actually a relatively recent thread on the topic of skipping grades that is kinda interesting.
No worries!
I gave a Toothpick for Change.
I keep a toothpick from RUGGER.
And now that I See what you’re planning on, cookies, I’m thinking I’m going to have to come up with something PARTICULARLY nasty just to make up for that evil question…
Hmmm…