Oh man, chalk me up as another person who is laughing aloud at that realization.
Guess you really ARE the obviously innocent little townie!
**
Lil’ Santo** was an altar boy! 
**I have, and I’m confirmed, and I have taken communion. **
Yeah, it was one of those 3 AM, baby with a 106 fever, roads closed with snow so neither could my dad get the car out of the driveway nor an ambulance make it into our subdivision. Bathing the limp baby in a cool water bath, a glimmer of something from Sunday school came back to her. She says she didn’t really think it was “real”, but that she was so scared she’d have started jabbing voodoo dolls if there was one around. And so, just in case her parents were right after all, she said whatever it was she was supposed to say and my bath turned into a baptism. She never told her parents about it, though, or did a church thing afterwards. She didn’t even tell me about it until I was similarly up at night was a high fever baby myself.
Makes a great dramatic tale, but I’m never sure what the answer to the question is! But I’ll accept Hockey Monkey’s ruling. 
What am I missing? I thought I caught them all.
There’s a saying in Swedish that preacher’s sons are the worst. That might be extrapolated to altar boys 
(and since you’ve mentioned the “nut-protectors”, I really need to get me a pair)
They’re not nut protectors, they’re nut coozies. Similar to abeer coozie.
I don’t know about preacher’s sons, but preacher’s daughters? Good times!
I agree with that 
But any clue where I could buy a pair? All googling the term leads me to is the “Salty Nut Cafe” in SC.
Sorry. I was busy stuffing a bird.
Can someone remind me of the questions?
#14 - Never been skydiving (Santo Rugger)
15 - Never ridden a bicycle (NAF1138)
16 - Never seen a live cockroach (WormTheRed)
17 - Never watched The Sopranos (This’ll Do)
18 - Never been in any kind of romantic involvement, including kissing, sex, etc (Jragon)
19 - Never been baptized (sofis)
20 - Never paid for tv (fisha)
You’re right. I forgot who posted that.
Thank you. I think I already answered Santo’s, but in case I didn’t…
- Keep a toothpick
- Give a toothpick
- Give a toothpick
- Give a toothpick
- Give a toothpick
- Give a toothpick, I think
- Give a toothpick
You are all caught up now.
Only waiting for **Revenant Threshold **to answer the last two.
I’m going to go ahead and start Round 2. Everyone will have a chance to give a statement. I will keep up with the number of toothpicks you all have left. When you run out, you cannot give or keep any more toothpicks, but you will have a chance to earn some back with your statement. A last ditch effort if you will. If you have already given your statement this round and you run out of toothpicks, you will be out. Statement order is the same as before.
*This Round you will **give 2 toothpicks **if you have done whatever it is that the statement giver has not done. * If you only have one left, then you will give the one.
- Hockey Monkey - 18
- tdn - 17
- erleichda - 14
- Justin Credible - 21
- MsWhatsit - 14
- WhyNot - 21
- Roosh - 29
- ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies - 11
- Darth Sensitive - 16
- Silver Tyger Girl - 21
- AllWalker - 31
- Inner Stickler - 22
- Revenant Threshold - 18
- Santo Rugger - 4
- NAF1138- 26
- WormTheRed - 22
- This’ll Do - 13
- Jragon - 27
- Sofis - 27
- fisha - 15
Revenant, your starting number may change when you answer the last two from round 1. I will let you know.
Never ever have I had a cavity. 
(see my pearly whites?)
Have a toothpick. It’s not like I’m going to use it to clean my teeth.
Keeping my dentally hygienic toothpick.
Nope, never ever. I still need to brush better though.
Gives Hockey Hottie half a toothpick; they were in my baby teeth.
Apparently I inherited my mom’s crappy teeth. I’ve had lots and lots of work done over the years.
Here’s your toothpick, Smiley.
Dangit. I’ve had two.