The "I've Never" Game (Game in Progress)

Had one, when I was 12 or 13.

One cavity, and my dentist even admited that it was his fault.

But have the toothpicks anyway.

Oh and Hockey wasn’t this supposed to be a more…hmm…well maybe I should say a less “never had a cavity” type question round? Just saying. If I am going to lose this thing I don’t want it to be because I have a hole in my tooth. I want to lose honest.

Give 2

Yes, feel free to be a little bit more risque with the statements this round. I just couldn’t think of anything I hadn’t done. :wink:

Maybe she meant, “There isn’t a cavity I haven’t filled,”?

**I’ve never paid for TV nor been baptized. But I have had cavities. **There I go, fulfilling the British stereotype.

  1. Hockey Monkey - cavity 18
  2. tdn - 17
  3. erleichda - 14
  4. Justin Credible - 21
  5. MsWhatsit - 14
  6. WhyNot - 21
  7. Roosh - 29
  8. ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies - 11
  9. Darth Sensitive - 16
  10. Silver Tyger Girl - 21
  11. AllWalker - 31
  12. Inner Stickler - 22
  13. Revenant Threshold - 29
  14. Santo Rugger - 4
  15. NAF1138- 26
  16. WormTheRed - 22
  17. This’ll Do - 13
  18. Jragon - 27
  19. Sofis - 27
  20. fisha - 15
    Revenant, you start the round with 29 toothpicks. I just took 2 of them though.

AllWalker is the leader after Round 1 with 31 toothpicks. Santo starts the round with only 4. Shocking!

Sigh… I’ve not had a Cavity since I got my Big Teeth!
But take your toothpick…

Great, Rugger is going to bounce out before we get to anything good.

And here I was thinking that we were trying not to get risque…

We do what we have to, but I realized over the holliday that I’ve Never really isn’t the same without some taunting and good natured peer pressure. So I am doing my part.

All I asked to begin with was to keep it clean till Round 2. Well done everyone! I look forward to giving you my toothpicks of shame.

To show how good of a sport I am, I’m willing to forgo my spoiled 5th grade zinger for (hopefully) one of a more raunchy variety, if we haven’t crossed that bridge by the time I come around again.

Yes, yes, please, everyone I insist you use your raunchiest material. :wink:

We are about halfway through the responses to my statement, so I don’t see any harm in **tdn **going now. I’ve figured out how to keep up with several questions at once if you guys hadn’t noticed. It’s much much easier if we go in order though.

Cavities aplenty, I’m afraid.

Is this going to apply to all rounds? Because it gives a huge advantage to being further back in the statement order.

Yeah, it might be better to just do a net count every round. To illustrate:

If you’re at zero toothpicks you can’t GIVE any, but you CAN go into the negative (post going negative should be red in order to avoid confusion with actually giving toothpicks away), if your count ends up being positive at the end of the round then you move on. This net-toothpick idea doesn’t allow players to “benefit” from “dead” participants, but also doesn’t give any inherent advantage to going later.

Edit: With the new 2 toothpick rule, 1 -> -1 would still be confusing, perhaps tally those orange?

Alrighty then.

I have never played World of Warcraft.

Define play >.>, it’s uh… a… virtual job, yeah!
Not buying it? Sigh… here ya go.

Edit: Heeeey… tdn I have a couple of leftover trial keys, if you wanna test it out and retcon your statement sometime before this round is over. :stuck_out_tongue:

No WoW for Cookies.