<- That green enough?
Considering how seldom we see each other lately, there’s not much choice. Stupid holidays making everyone busy…
No penis for me.
Um… let me rephrase that. No penis in me.
[COLOR=“Lime”]Ahhh…I believe that that has happened to me once or twice in the distant, faraway past…[/COLOR]
Oops, NAF, you go too now.
Penis? In me? Oh yeah.
At least once.
…In the last 20 hours.
Penii and I. I and penii. Long ago in a galaxy far, far away…
Wait wait, don’t go again. :smack: I know what I did.
Toothpicks for joo.
So you haven’t taken it in the bum?
Tease.
I don’t believe you.
Oh c’mon…you remember. 
[del]It’s a long, long story.
You see, me and the professor were testing a man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain. And the only way he could think to test its abilities were for me to do terrible, terrible things to myself in a tight hallway.[/del]
Yeahno, didn’t think anyone would buy that.
Ouch. This might be the worst performing question yet.
No toothpick for you.
Give for tdn’s and NAF’s
Keep for Worm’s
Nah, not the worst. It’s going to get me into round 3, which suits me just well.
Keeps penis toothpicks.
That may not have come out right.
This’ll Do, it’s your turn. 
Never have I ever eaten an oyster.
I have, but only covered in cheese and breadcrumbs and well cooked. The idea of raw (living? are they still alive?) oysters slithering down my throat makes me pukey.
I swear to Og I could eat my body weight in fresh, raw oysters on the half shell, liquor and all.