Bumping this one up…
I have never eaten oysters.
I’ve had a few oysters.
Here’s a pic of me about to eat some Rocky Mountain Oysters.
Jragon, you may go when you are ready.
That type of oyster, I have not tried. And I expect to have pretty much the same reaction as you to trying it.
Battered and fried is actually really good, but these ones were boiled. They basically had the texture of a medical rubber hose.
Yikes. Ok, boiled Rocky Mountain Oysters are now top of my “what not to eat” list.
Ever tried soured rams balls? They’re actually kinda good.
I shall now defy Hockey Monkey’s authority and the turn order both and post my never, because this thread is at a standstill.
I have never tasted semen. Not my own, not anyone else’s; not for fun, not for curiosity, not for a game of soggy biscuit.
Now, if it turns out that your opinion of the taste of oysters was not based on actual experience, I shall be terribly disappointed in you.
Hehehe :).
Well, I’m not in this game, but my opinion on the taste of oysters is substantiated by empirical data. What can I say, I used to be much more flexible when I was a teenager.
Damn it, Sofis.
Can’t say that I have. I’ll have to keep an eye out.
Well, I shan’t disappoint you. Even though it was quite the coincidence (and major surprise) when I managed to ejaculate with enough force to hit my own mouth while lying on a bed.
Other local delicacies you might be interested in 
Ah, but did you spit or swallow ;).
I can see that happening. I’ve accidentally ejaculated onto my shoulder (while sitting).
Hell, I swallowed. Figured it couldn’t be that bad since (some) girls seem to like it 
Once
I think he was more concerned about my reaction than I was. He had an assortment of beverages on-hand in case I needed something to guzzle. I washed it down with liberal amounts of water.
Would you believe me if I said no? I kinda like it. :o
Well hell, that’s a question I didn’t expect to be asked.
I will have to hand over some toothpicks as well…
I spent a few minutes trying to figure out how to make the story more interesting than it really is, but I can’t. So I will say that an old girlfriend of mine enjoyed playing games of tit for tat, and had no problems with tasting my semen but I only if I did too.
I only had to do it once though.
If you only did it once, why did you hand over *some * toothpicks? :dubious:
Busted!
Wait, I only have to hand over 1 toothpick for every time? Sweet! Ok, back to one toothpick then.
Ok, so I shared mine Rugger, you go.
I gotta ask, was this a full blown (no pun intended) snowball or just an open mouth kiss after the fact, or something inbetween?
1 toothpick per question in the first round, 2 per question in the second round, 3 per question in the last round…
(just check Hockey Monkey’s worksheet)