The Jeb! 2016 Epitaph

Actual conservatives are few and far between in the Republican Party. The left conservative in the mirror two or three decades ago. The Democrats are the conservatives in this day and age, the Republicans are [BBQ Pit language].

The polite version of that is “the Republicans are reactionaries”; that’s what it’s called when you don’t want slow, deliberate change, but a reversal of changes already made, as part of a revolutionary movement to tear down modern society and replace it with one modeled on a past society, real or imagined.

apparently Jeb! didn’t know about the slideshow leaked

hmmm,

Wake up and smell the wake.

Ewww. Jeb says in an interview Sunday that he’d kill for his father and go to prison for him. Super creepy. Nothing says “I want to be the head of the government” like “I’d commit felony murder if I felt like my dad wanted me to.”

Can anyone spell ‘flailing’?

Isn’t he making a sly insinuation relative to the story that Hussein tried to waste his old man?

And you know what Barack Obama’s middle name is? Wake up, sheeple!

Didn’t his brother start a war under the same premise?

M-E-Y-E-R?

Now you’ve done it.

Here’s the primary calendar.

I think he’ll definitely make it through South Carolina. He’s not winning Iowa and New Hamphire, the former’s going to a religious guy like Carson and the latter tends to be non-establishment. If he doesn’t manage at least a 2nd place showing in SC, there will be strong calls for him to drop out. Either way, he’ll hedge his bets on Super Tuesday. But if he doesn’t win some big states then, I think he’ll be done. There’s a calculation there with people who are not winning, they still want to be kingmakers so leaving right after March 1 allows him to have some influence by telling his supporters who to vote for.

Wait, what? What was the question that prompted this response?

It was on Meet The Press

Make of that what you will.

neener neener Elvis

MTP transcript.

ETA: Curse you, Bob! {waving tiny fist}

I’m amused by Jeb!‘s new slogan “JEB CAN FIX IT”. In the UK it brings back memories of the television show “Jim’ll Fix It”, where beloved television presenter and children’s charity spokesperson Jimmy Savile made young childrens’ dreams come true.

Oh, did I mention that, after he died, Savile was discovered to have been a monstrous child molester? But I’m sure that won’t reflect at all on Jeb! who of course has nothing to do with pedophiles.

That’s more Mike Huckabee’s thing.

Maybe he watched too much Bob The Builder

Thanks BobLibDem and ElvisL1ves. That is indeed a strange answer to a question he should be prepared for.

Yeah, Gawker noticed that, too.

http://gawker.com/jeb-bush-borrowed-his-new-slogan-from-englands-most-not-1740064613

Will JEB!'s campaign drop the slogan in humilation within a few days, or will they soldier on with it to increasing public hilarity?

Even clowns like the Tea Baggers changed their name to “Tea Party” after they finally learned what “tea-bagging” was.

Yeah, Jeb can fix it, just the way he fixed Florida in November of 2000.

No kidding. That answer is way out of left field. Not sure what it had to do with how much he loves his dad or why he thought his willingness to kill for him would be a smart thing to admit.