Through studying the fine educational material offered by one Jack Chick, I have discovered that the Jesuits, in association with the illuminati, are out to get EVERYONE. I am no exception.
In addition to having caused my car crash, these folk continue to make my computer not work the way I want it to, and they consistently do things to make my life more bizarre than it needs to be.
I attribute this to the fact that once, while bored, I went out to a large flat place and totally unrolled a roll of toilet paper. I then used a Sharpie permanent marker to write the word “Jesuit” over and over all along the TP. After this I rolled it back up, returned to my house, and wiped my ass with their religion for a week. This is obviously enough to make them want to kill me.
If you enter this thread, you must either reply, threaten to a priest with “da ugly stick”, urinate on an armadillo, hurl a sitar out of an aircraft or twist your knees in such a fashion that they can be made to produce wailing sounds. If you do not do any of these things after viewing this thread, you are will have bad luck for 8 minutes, after which you will resume simply being a twit. If you do all of these things, a leather erotica animation featuring Ulysses S. Grant and Bea Arthur will appear on your screen. I’ve done it, it works!
My dad was a Jesuit-in-training for a while, then decided he didn’t have a vocation after all. Afterwards, he joined the Marines. Make of that what you will.
A Jesuit high school in Portland, Oregon used to whomp all the other schools in our league (this is 30+ years ago) on a fairly regular basis since it was a boys-only school. It was in a league of schools with around 600 or 700 students, but since all of them were boys, it was the functional equivalent of playing a school twice our size.
Sadly, back in those days in our part of the country there were damn near no girls’ interschool sports. Tennis was about it, since this is long before volleyball was anything more than a gym class activity, and girls’ basketball was still not played on a league basis.