"The Jews killed Arafat!"

I think he died of AIDS. Did the Jews arrange that?

We also killed Mohammad, Buddha, Confucius and Kennedy. Don’t piss us off.

Hey, hey, I’m never pissing off a Jew again.
Daniel

Too bad, because it gives you an extra six or seven feet of distance, if you can keep your footing on the yarmulke.

Great Og, may I for once break an unwritten rule of this board and say:

ROFLMAOPIP!!!

I disagree: as Isaac Newton said, “If I have pissed further, it is by standing on the shoulders of gentiles.”

Daniel

Lyndon Johnson was Jewish?

After Dangerfield died, he lost all reason to go on.

You know, it could be said that Arafat didn’t get no respect at all. Hmm. I wonder…

Trying to pull the OP back on course.

Does anyone really believe Israel wouldn’t have done it if the had the chance?

Poison Arafat? of course they wouldn’t: the last thing they want is Arafat the Martyr haunting them for decades to come. The man was close to death anyway: why make him immortal?

Ah, but they could do it without anyone noticing? Bullshit. Ain’t no such thing as a perfect crime, and they knew for damn sure that when Arafat died, his death would be closely investigated.

Not worth the risk.
Daniel

Poisoning with obvious poisons I agree.
But if they could make in look natural.

It’s looks to me like the Drs could not find a reason for what happened to Arafat.

We did not kill Arafat!

we hired the Illuminati to do it for us.

Well Reeder:… just to hypothesize…

could’ve been ricin
and there is precident

You wanna know what’s so bad?

If Israel did it. And I’m not saying they did. Just if.

American tax dollars paid for it.

Eh, that’s not necessarily true.
I could see the Weitzman Institute coming up with some untracable poison all on their own.

Who killed Arafat?
ELVIS!
Who killed Clara Peller?
ELVIS!

Man oh man
What I want you to see
Is that the Big E’s
Inside of Israelis.

Shouldn’t that be Professor Pflaumstein ?

Some recent GD discussion on the topic: http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=287295

There are more obscure toxins in heaven and earth, Left Hand of Dorkness, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.