"Arafat Chips"—for the best in Jew-hating snacking pleasure!

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CAIRO, Egypt (AP) – Cheese-flavored Yasser Arafat potato chips – five cents a bag. Vendors report brisk sales of the new product. The maker of the chips says it donates five cents – 25 pisaters – to the “Palestinian cause” for every 50 packages sold. The chips are bagged in Palestinian colors – green, red, black and white – and carry the likeness of a rotund and wide-eyed Arafat, saluting with one hand and holding a Palestinian flag in the other. He’s dressed in his trademark military fatigues and black-and-white checked headgear.

Shopkeepers say the Arafat chips, named Abu Ammar – the Palestinian leader’s nom de guerre, are considerably outselling another new brand, The Hero, which hit store shelves earlier this month. The packaging for that brand pictures a schoolboy holding a stone in his right hand and books in the other as he confronts an Israeli tank. “There’s no one who doesn’t love Abu Ammar,” said Iman Mohammed Darwish, a 12-year-old girl. “I like the taste, and I want to help the Palestinians.”

Mmm, mmm, are they tasty—and one in every 100 bags explodes when you open it! For you dieters, be sure to sample our new “Ara-non-fat Chips,” too!

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The vending machine downstaris is selling “All-American” cookies, which – according to the label – features head shots of various American characters, like the English immigrant, Lady Liberty, and so forth.

I haven’t tried them, but I suspect I won’t find a bearded Muslem guy in there.

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Abu Ammar™-the Sharon-smashing chip with the Palestinian cheesy flavor! You’re killing a Jew with each crunch! Abu Ammar™-the chip with the Arafat twist!

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Call me an alarmist, but if I saw a bearded Muslim guy in the vending machine, I would contact the FBI, posthaste.

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Dadgummit, I can’t find the bacon flavoured ones…

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“Abu Ammar Chips - Occupying their historical territory in your local snack aisle.”

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If these have an origin anything like that of buffalo chips, count me out. I ain’t that hungry.

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When does helping Palestinians mean killing Jews? According to this article in buying these bags you are raising money for medical care.

“The company said the aim was to educate the young about the Palestinian cause and to raise money for Palestinian medical services for people injured in clashes with the Israelis”

So these Expolsion references and “You’re killing a Jew with each crunch!” are inflammintory and outright ignorant. I just wish they sold these things where I live, I would buy a few a day, even if they sucked.

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Funny, efrem- according to the BBC, the company would not specify which organizations would receive the money.

“It’s like there’s an explosion of flavor in my mouth!”

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Well, they’ll have a hard time getting me to give up my beloved Nacho Cheese Stalin chips!

(Cue the dancing Lenins)

You’ll love our nacho cheese Stalin chips
The very moment they touch your lips.
Great with caviar, borscht or dips!
The favorite of loyalist Bolsheviks!

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I miss the red, white and blue M&Ms that were on sale for a while, with all the profits donated to the Red Cross.

If I scarf down a bag of regular-colored M&Ms, I’m a glutton. But if I eat a pound of red, white, and blue M&Ms, I’m a patriot.

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The most important question hasn’t been answewed.

Are they good?

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I’m with efrem. There are hell of a lot of relief agencies trying to provide humanitarian aid and infrastructure repair to the Palestinians. Many rely on the generosity of muslims and non-muslims for donations. Slamming these crisps is just childish and unfair.

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And you take this to mean “You’re killing a Jew with each crunch!”? If someone is going to make a claim this bold they better at least some proof to back it up, otherwise it is just slander.

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Wait a mintue that wasn’t you, the person who said that was mobo85 not mojo, sorry for the mishap.

A better reply:

Does that equal to funding terrorist organizations? What (if any) proof do you have that the Egyptian firm, “al-Jawhara” is a front for terrorist attacks? If you are going to try and hold up a claim this bold, you better have at least some proof to back it up.

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Istara and Efrem. you both, along with some other posters have shown a strong pro-Palestinian/anti-Israel bias, and that’s OK–we all have opinions. And I agree that chips are not a significant issue but one thing bugs me.

Arafat is a terrorist and a muderer. Not only does he have the blood of innocent Israeli civilians on his hands, he is a tryant who has turned the Palestinian Authority into a dictatorship, squelching all dissent and enriching himself from the treasury.

Wishing to relieve the suffering of innocent Palestinians is one thing, but celebrating a monster like Arafat is another.

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There are a few political figures that some see as benign, and the other half thinks are evil.

Now could someone please pass me those Kissinger Krispies[sup]TM[/sup]?

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“Wishing to relieve the suffering of innocent Palestinians is one thing, but celebrating a monster like Arafat is another.”

—Well, Gobear, if I were assured the chips really were made of Arafat, I’d buy a carton full! I wouldn’t eat 'em, but . . .

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Somewhere, Frito Bandito is attempting to get his agent on the phone…

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er… that is a very interesting observation, point?

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One can make the claim that Arafat IS on the cover, but so is the Palestinian flag (colours). Arafat IS being promoted, but moreso is Palestinian independence and pride. however the money is for “Palestinian medical services for people injured in clashes with the Israelis”, not for Arafat’s pocket.

If you don’t like that Arafat is on the front, fine, don’t buy them, buy “the Hero” one instead, or even better just cut the red tape and make a direct donation to a West Bank hospital.

However, I have trouble with people stating (as the title says) “for the best in Jew-hating snacking pleasure!”, and that you are “killing a Jew with each crunch!”. This IS inflammintory and outragous.