Antithesis to the punchline thread. In this thread tell the set up but leave 'em hanging.
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I heard an Iraqi guitar tutor is offering to teach guitarists songs in obscure tunings…
Mithridates VI walks into a bar…
Why did the hipster burn his mouth when he ate pizza?
Most of the jokes I know would be banned if I posted the setup. 
Sometimes the setup isn’t needed, only the title. Like, SANDPAPER SAL. :eek:
What borders on stupidity?
A naked blonde walks into a bar with a poodle under one arm and a 6 ft salami in the other. The bartender says. " I don’t suppose you’ll be needing a drink." The blonde says,…
Dad joke: How does a penguin build its house?
Did you hear about the person who identifies as a giant sequoia?
A dwarf walks into a brothel with a donkey and a honeycomb and says I need a woman for my wife has left me.