Hmmmm…looks like my future includes hell, purgatory and a trailer park.
Just another day at the office, really…
Heaven, top edge of Purgatory and Middle Class Slob for me.
I’m another “Well, you’re doing pretty well. Nothing
spectacular, nothing nefarious. Have a nice day.”
I’m right on the line between Heaven and Hell.
Good thing I’m a NJ Devils fan, huh?
Tripler
I also fell exactly between Heaven and Hell, or solidly in purgatory, or working at the DMV.
Goddess bless the Discordians. 
I got the same as Sue, as far as the Karmameter goes. I think I shoulda gotten extra hell points for my inspired dialogue with Herbert Kornfeld, personally.
Looks like I’ll be married to Tammy Faye in my next life. Maybe she can teach me about mascara.
Seriously, who wouldn’t push the duckie into the vat of acid? Sheesh. Hard rules. Heaven must suck if you can’t deep-fry plastic toys when you feel like it.