I love Kevin Smith movies. I’m not sure if I’m going to get these quotes 100% right, so please bear with me. You already got most of the good ones, but I’ll fill in a few of my other favorites.
Clerks:
“Try not to suck any dicks in the parking lot!”
That one just cracks me up.
The sex with a dead guy scene is pretty disturbing, but always good for a laugh.
Mallrats:
“All sons of Jerel, kneel before Zod! Snootchiebootchies nahahahahaha!”
Any of the scenes where Jay gets all pissed at Bob and slaps the cigarette from his hand while he is trying to use the force.
The stink palm scene. Not so much the scene itself but when he say something “its worth it for the smiting” to rationalize it.
“you mean like the back seat of a VW bug?”
I’ve only seen Chasing Amy and Dogma once and I can’t think of any scenes that really stand out. The part where Ben Affleck talks the nun out of her religion is pretty bad though.