"Today, we remember…
echoes throughout empty room
remember…
remember…
remem-
“As the deceased lived alone and had many cats, his maggoty, bloated, and half-devoured corpse was not discovered until OH MY GOD! HE’S STILL BREATHING!”
Porn Buddy? Is that some kind of code?
Enjoy,
Steven
A porn buddy is the person who, upon hearing of your death, goes to your home and destroys your porn.
A porn buddy is a trusted person who, in the event of your death, will remove your porn, drugs, or other embarrassing items from your residence before they can be discovered by your family.
It looks like [del]great[/del] juvenile minds think alike.
“Dearly Beloved. We are gathered here to day to consign TheFaerie’s soul to the lap of Jesus…”
Blech! I am not a Christian, I will never be a Christian, and my family knows better than to hire some stranger to officiate at my funeral. At my grandfather’s funeral last summer the local preacher said a few words. Since he had never, ever met my grandfather, the only thing he could really say was “Everyone has told me that PR was a good man.” I had many, many private roll-eyes over that.
‘We are here to commemorate consults sheet Alex…’
::Sings::
I second that emotion…