you don’t? 
keeper of the last word for 2.39854 seconds.
Toss it to me Ad!!!
::Runs across the yard and tackles it::
I GOT THE LAST WORD!
You have an exboyfriend named Haldol?
Many virus hoaxes:
·Claim to describe an extremely dangerous virus (thereby playing on one’s paranoia)
·Use techno-babble to make impressive-sounding (but impossible) claims (thereby garnering authority by inducing confusion)
·Claim that the report was issued or confirmed by a well-known company (thereby garnering authority by association)
·Ask you to forward it to all your friends and colleagues (thereby… I dunno, clogging the Internet?)
·Are started by a guy named Pinky
The last word (and valuable info, to boot!)
:: grabs word and stuffs it down his pants ::
Alright, who wants it *now[/i???
I suppose I could cheat and close the thread.
Oh, sure, you could, but that would be blatant abuse of your powers, and you wouldn’t want -that-, now would you?
Oh, and as for your precious last word? I’ve got it…and it’s little dog, too…
I’ve got the last word, but to be fair I’ll tell you where it is…
There’s this little thing that curses when you press a button… it’s pretty funny. It was called “The Final Word.” The thread title reminded me of it.
Bwahahaha, it’s mine now!
I’ve got it now!
~Lisa
::swipes last word and slips into her ample cleavage::
:::skips merrily about the thread the Last Word clutched tightly in her hands:::
steals last word and does her little happy dance with it
Kitty
Mauvaise, what cheek! Again she swipes it from me!
:: plucks last word from Fairy Princess Kitty’s clutches as she’s preoccupied by her dance ::
And the word is…
O-um
was going to cut in on FPK’s dance, but Arden_Ranger beat me to it! Well, I’ll just borrow this then…
Curses!
Rangers hunt wolves, you know 
::giggles as she realises that again she will swipe the Last Word from Arden::
Blast and damn!
:: adds Mauvaise to the hunt list…::
Woohoo! I got it! I got it!
~Lisa
Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine!
Hahahaha
You’ll never find me!!! Or the Last Word