On second though, Kitty… 
Sorry, but I can only have one owner at a time. Maybe there’s someone else who’d like to be dipped in tasty condiments and exciting flavors and licked off?
OOH…Iampunha can twist his tongue, and FPK, have you seen that boys stomach? Yummy! Damn it, I need a play thing.(Pardon my language)
::slips the leash and collar on her new plaything then looks around for the rest of the ice-cream-ish toppings::
Kitty
Oh, no you don’t! Into the Jello pit with you.
::tumbles Le Sang into the Jello pit and holds the caramel over him in a threatening manner::
mine mine mine mine mine!!!
and i have butterscotch if anyone is interested 
Yeah . . . I’ve lost it. Could someone give it back to me, please?
Here ya go, Kitty: whipped cream (fresh), cherries, nuts (snicker), caramel, and some hot (ok, warm) fudge.
oh
strips her plaything down to the regulation jello pit G-string
Now what’s your favorite topping darling?
Kitty
HEY!! that’s my virtual husband!! you have to ask first 
Sapphire, into the pit you go! :: Throws her into pit, where she is attacked by the vicious 4 and their mascot::
Where’s my plaything?? :: Smiles innocently, yet again::
Kitty already did…we just didn’t wait for your permission before granting iampunha to her as her plaything
:: sitting in the corner of the Jello Pit, scrathing Wolfie behind the ears and giving him strawberry roll up treat, smiling smugly in the knowledge that no one will ever think to look for The Last Word halves where they’re hiddedn ::
::Tosses out more photocopies of The Last Word while everyone’s occupied with something else ::
oh well that’s cool too
You guys are still at it?
I think I better get my fire extinguisher full of seltzer and hose you people down.
Into the pit you go!!
In a word: Yes
Care to join in? I’m sure there are more regulation G-strings around here, and there’s always room in the Jello pit.
OOH Wolfie…wet t-shirt contest with seltzer? I’m there!! But does that mean I have to put on a t-shirt. If thats what you want.