Ahhh come on, you can trust me.
(At least until I get that last word)
absolutely not 
it is mine now. I have hidden it away where you will never find it!!!
What you don’t know, Sapphire, is that while mixing up the pages I secretly hid the last word, so any word you have, has to be a fake.
don’t try that crap with me, corvus 
it didn’t work when Mauv and A_R did it, either.
I’ve got the word.
Grease is the word.
Of course it didn’t work for them, they weren’t doing it right. You have to do it with flair and panache, which I have in spades.
but you don’t have savoire faire!
but I do!
::runs away with the almighty word::
Dang, you got me there.
But I got the word
::climbs up rope ladder to tree fort, pulls ladder after::
:: uses jetpack to fly up to this flimsy fort ::
aha! now I have the word!
:: flies away ::
::hops on pogo stick::
::boing::
Hah! Once mighty bounce and the word is mine!
and one quick grab and it’s mine again 
But I dodge deftly, ducking down, and quickly clasping clutch the wearisome word from the superb Sapphire.
and then I pluck it ever so gently from your pocket
ya know, this thread is lacking something without the porn stylings of Dyno and crew!
Sigh
I know, I’m just trying to get my 400th post.
They should be back soon enough though.
I hope we don’t get shut down
Dammit! I wan’t finished with that yet!
Well, actually I’m suprised it made it this far. It’ll be shut down in the next day or two. I just want it to break the guy stuff record is all.
Imagine, being a part of board history.
Happy 1100 to me!!!
Bear, Corvus- stay over there!!!
this is my word!
Sapphire made me blush!
BTW, that’s not just the last word in my pocket, I’m also happy to see you!!
finally, you see me!
and now that I have the word, I realize how glad you are