#768: Americans can’t spell “colour” or “honour”. Its freaky but you just have to live with it.
Rule #37: Any conversation, no matter how brilliant or mundane, can be enhanced by throwing in a Strong Bad quote.
Rule #38: I am still awesome.
Seriously.
The one item on you have been looking for for 12 year will be on an ebay auction that:
Ends at 2:00 a.m. your time.
You will confuse the confusing ebay times and go to bid for it right after the auction ends.
Someone will snip for it.
You will find two weeks after the auction ends, with someone getting it for $2.
You will get for $100, then 2 weeks another one will be listed for $2 with no bids.
Rule 234: Anytime there is an internet fad site (such as “All you base” or “Yatta,”) you will be the last person in your internet circle to find out about it. WHen you tell your internet circle, you will feel like a fool when they tell you they saw that a month ago and it was lame then.
#441 - Remember, in e-mail, no one can hear your tone of voice.
#1433a - Penis enlargers don’t.
#1433b - Make-money-at-home schemes won’t.
#1433c - Free porn isn’t.
#1422d - Terminally-ill children waiting for e-mails from strangers to give them a reason to live aren’t.
Rule 48: Using abbreviations such as “u” instead of “you” and “r” instead of “are” does not make you look cool. Actually, it makes you look like a lazy dork, and guarantees that your post will be ignored by anyone with an IQ above that of a concussed hamster.
Rule 48a: There’s a grammatical difference between “your” and “you’re”. Learn the difference and use the two correctly, dammit.
Rule 48b: Same as 48a, but in reference to “there”, “their” and “they’re”.
Rule 48c: Rigid grammarians need to chill. The internet is out of their control. Get used to it
Rule 49: Saying “I don’t care about getting it right, you got what I meant anyway, so there” just makes you look like a huge moron.
Rule 50: All message board threads are only three posts away from turning into a petty bitch-fight
On a scale from One to Awesome, that rule is Super Great.
Rule #533: The internet is populated by people with nothing better to do than fanaticize over flash animations and cheesy clichés. You’ll probably fit right in with us.
#57 “As the length of a Usenet discussion increases, the probability of comparisons to nazis or Hitler approaches one.”
#F. You can discuss abortion and gun control all you want on the Internet, but you might as well spend your time staring blankly into space for all the good it will do you or anyone else.
That’s actually more like #AlphaAlpha-0
Rule #403 - You do not have permission to access this rule.
Rule #404 - Rule not found.
Rule #291 - Someone will always make a joke based on computers during a message board discussion.
Rule #382 - Punctuation and spelling should not be optional. Use them correctly.
Rule#13- A thousand users posting a thousand hidden links to Goatse will eventually link to Tubgirl.
I really, really wish I did not know about goatse or tubgirl. 
33a. There isn’t a sexual activity so obscure that there isn’t a website dedicated to it - in fursuits.
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There isn’t a political ideology so obscure that there isn’t a person promoting it. Likewise, there isn’t a political ideology so extreme that there isn’t a person believing it’s just moderate accomodationist claptrap.
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You only remember to bookmark the addresses you easily can remember anyhow.
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Getting your ass kicked in a debate isn’t infringing on your free speech. Even if you’re a racist and a horsemolester.
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The number of links you have to click to download a patch is proportional to how much you need that patch.
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99% of webcomics are either lame User Friendly ripoffs, lame quasi-manga drawn by Western fanboys, lame fantasy epics with prancing elves or lame anything with anthropomorphized animals.
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There isn’t a TV series so obscure that someone isn’t writing slash fanfics about it.
#405. Anything made by Microsoft sucks. If your Windows system runs fine you are in the minority and everyone else’s system crashes every 10 seconds.