I love me some FN. But I’m not above laughing at it. Who wants to play?
Food Network has a big nose!
I see over 7,000 Google hits agree with me in calling her “Giada de Laurentits.” That is all.
Problem is, since Good Eats is now off the air, I don’t really see any good reason to watch that network.
And is that not the ultimate insult: not caring enough to watch?
My ex used to get stoned and watch food network ALL. DAY. LONG. I freaking hate cooking shows!
Isn’t it on Cooking Channel now?
It might be on in reruns but Alton Brown isn`t making new episodes anywhere.
I like Alton because he’s really more of a scientist. It feels like they’re trying to groom Ted Allen to be like him.
I have friends that refer to her as Boob Salad, in reference to the way low cut shirts and the way she leans into the camera when she’s cooking.
I must say that I thought this thread would go places. Aside from Rachel bringing her grumpiness to the table (hahaha) I thought this would be a space to bash Paula and Bobby and Tyler oh my. Bam!
Then you should love Food Network. I can’t remember the last time I saw a show there that was actually about cooking. Looking at their schedule for tonight: Cupcake Wars, Cupcake Wars, Chopped, Chopped. So, game show, game show, game show, game show.
Don’t get me wrong, I love game shows. That’s why I subscribe to GSN.
Dear Food Network: Go premium, take Nigella’s clothes off, and all will be forgiven.
The cooking shows are on in the middle of the day.
EDIT: Unless they’re going with a marathon of game shows, obv.
Hereare some like minded people,** living in hell**.
Remind me to come up for air… This site is sucking me in!
Ha! Yah that site inspired this thread. 
My wife and I are big fans of the restaurant undercover show. I lose my shit every time they cut to a talking head bit with the host. For some reason he’s in a darkened office with bookcases behind him. His New York accent makes him seem like the skeeziest bus stop advertising lawyer around.
“I can’t buhleave they let a waitress tawk to a customer like dat. IRS coming after you for back taxes? You bettah know yawr rights! Call me at …”
Well sometimes Cupcakes can’t resolve their differences peaceably and then they can’t, it is war.
Did you see the cheerios throwdown? I thought it looked easy enough that Bobby Flay might actually win it, but that 9 year old just filled a bowl and poured milk on it! Genius!
Pretty much. Food Network has gone the way of MTV. There’s almost nothing worth watching on that channel anymore, and there hasn’t been for years.
I heard that food network was very unpopular in high school.