The "Let's play nice in the Pit" thread

“May your posts go unviewed” > same sentence posted by another user > implication that original post was unviewed > big laffs.

Well, if you have to splain it…

Why can’t we all just get along?

Maybe I need a box to stand on.

May all your posts be graped by the Grapist.

I igniting your canine.

Your breath is as sweet as a dog’s.

May responses to your posts be haunted forever by vaguely ill-defined SDMB “memes.”

You are on God’s “ignore” list.

I guess I brought that on myself with such an alluring post.

However, I can’t help noticing that I was graped by a green grapist. All alliteration aside, that’s just all fucked up!

May all the channels on your TV go out, save for one. And may that channel be showing a Will Ferrell movie marathon.

Lepers shun you.

May your favorite football team lose to Detroit.

I didn’t say you were stupid; I said you were easily befuddled.

May you wear no pants and the grain be against you, as you slide down the mahogany bannister of life.

Unpossible.

FTFY.

That’s why it’s a nice insult!

I hope your Shiraz is corked.

And that would be different than business as usual how?