“May your posts go unviewed” > same sentence posted by another user > implication that original post was unviewed > big laffs.
Well, if you have to splain it…
Why can’t we all just get along?
Maybe I need a box to stand on.
May all your posts be graped by the Grapist.
I igniting your canine.
Your breath is as sweet as a dog’s.
May responses to your posts be haunted forever by vaguely ill-defined SDMB “memes.”
You are on God’s “ignore” list.
I guess I brought that on myself with such an alluring post.
However, I can’t help noticing that I was graped by a green grapist. All alliteration aside, that’s just all fucked up!
May all the channels on your TV go out, save for one. And may that channel be showing a Will Ferrell movie marathon.
Lepers shun you.
May your favorite football team lose to Detroit.
I didn’t say you were stupid; I said you were easily befuddled.
May you wear no pants and the grain be against you, as you slide down the mahogany bannister of life.
Unpossible.
FTFY.
That’s why it’s a nice insult!
I hope your Shiraz is corked.
And that would be different than business as usual how?