No. She’s not going to South America.
She has virtually no athletic ability.
Surgery for a broken hip last year, gotten from dancing a minor step in a routine.
Her passport is missing at the moment.
But …
She’s vacationing in the bathroom at the moment.
Why? Are you asking why?
She ate half a package of Andes mint candies. That’s about 12, I estimated.
Yep. Andes revenge.
I told her there’s a reason they only put one on a hotel room pillow.
They don’t wanna bring you extra TP in the middle of the night.
My grandson can’t resist eating a whole bag of sugar-free butterscotch candies, even though he knows it will force him to the bathroom in the wee hours.
What in Andes mints makes her sick? I’ve eaten plenty. The ingredients are no different than any other chocolate candy.
Original Andes Creme De Menthe Ingredients:
Sugar, Palm Kernel And Palm Oil, Cocoa (Processed With Alkali), Nonfat Milk, Lactose, Milk Protein Concentrate, Soy Lecithin (An Emulsifier), Natural And Artificial Flavors, Peppermint Oil, Colors Added (Yellow 5 Lake, Blue 1 Lake).
Don’t know about Lil’wrecker, but this would send me to the bathroom in a hurry. I don’t even eat one Andes mint anymore, because I don’t like the taste, but 12 of them?
Soy Lecithin can also cause issues for some people with IBS.