The Liquidation Channel's Tanzanite Smackdown

Don’t count on me for the first two, but rest assured I passed your information on to every moderator I know. :slight_smile: Nice chatting with you. NOT!

Zombie spam. Which means it should be ripe for liquidation.

Would you recommend that I invest all my money in Tanzanite or just most of it?

Huh. In the Shopping Channel(s) Snark Thread, someone said that Ebola is affecting Tanzanite sources. Wonder if that comes into play in any way?

I’m an American who has no idea about the size or shape of Africa and am still about six weeks behind in the cable news cycle. Will buying your tanzanite give me Ebola?

By Grabthar’s Hammer. What a savings.

Umm, don’t you mean the highest savings possible?

What exactly IS the “best quality” tanzanite? How does it differ from shitty tanzanite?

It was actually the jewelry seller, Victoria Wieck/HSN who said it (quote below). We (the snarkers)thought it was disgusting, and called her on it. We are so sorry if all of those people who are sick and dying are effecting your jewelry sales.

Victoria Wieck: “You can wear this ring to Aspen, the Swiss Alps, or Paris”. and: “I don’t want to use the words rare or exotic when I talk about tanzanite, but you should get it now, what with that ebola stuff happening over there”

Unbelievable.

We rarely ever mention the Liquidation Channel, unless it’s to bring someone’s attention to a great deal. I think someone from the channel was doing a bit of googling and came upon that zombie thread, and thinking it was current, responded to it.

Calling a saleswoman an actress is disrespectful now? 6th century Bizantium called, they want you back.

Thanks for the clarification, Honey.

What was the tanzanite supply in Bizantium?

Og help me, I am always up for a lively discussion about tanzanite!

Oh, the snark in this thread. I love you guys. <3

I’ve seen this channel before, though not lately. It is everything that’s been said here and more. Entertaining as hell, if you’re in the right mood. Good campy fun.

I haven’t watched recently, but they used to do a segment with a revolving, mirrored pedestal crammed with jewelry pieces, mostly older items, antiques, designer stuff, one-of-a-kind items, and they’d showcase one item at a time while they talked with callers. I’m an old gemologist, so it was pretty interesting at times, depending on the items.

Other times, they’d be more about selling loose gemstones, which are generally not as valuable as people might think. Common things like amethyst, garnets, etc. Nothing to get too excited about. But these guys would be dancing and prancing and praising them to the moon. :smiley:

Sometimes the gems were clearly being displayed and lit in a way that I thought was pretty misleading, but most of the time they didn’t seem to be too concerned with disguising it if a gemstone had visible inclusions or weak color or a poor cut.

And just say the word “tanzanite”! They’d all practically swoon! God’s gift to mankind!

I’ll settle for palezanite, what with all the dangers of UV and all that.

I thought that was a hilarious parody post. If it wasn’t, I’ll eat my hat. OK, I’m not wearing a hat, but still I’m thinking parody. If it wasn’t, that guy needs help. Signing off from the chatroom.

Uh, I don’t think that was a parody. :stuck_out_tongue:

Anyway, Drew’s not here anymore. He went to live out in the country on a nice farm where he has lots of room to run and play.

  • sniff * Yeah, that’s it.

Hi, I’m Wendell Wagner, and I’ve just found a SDMB thread that was revived after two and a half years of being dead. Because of the rotting state of the thread, I can offer it to you at a huge discount. Normally a thread like this would cost $5 million, but I can sell it to you for just $2,999,999.99. How can you resist such a great bargain? Send me a private message and I’ll tell you how you can deposit the money in my bank account now and get the thread in just a few days.

Hey, this thread couldn’t have been revived at a better time! Have the Shopping Channel Snark folks been alerted?