I don’t know about anyone else, but I love this chat room!!!
Am I the only one who can almost hear Holiday music playing in the background while reading one of Shannon Becton’s posts?
If its just me, may I humbly submit Music to Read Shannon Becton By… 
Shannon, while you’re here, would you mind if we asked you some questions?
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None of your sales staff are actresses? None of them ever read for the part of “Sarah Newlin” on True Blood? (I do find that hard to believe)
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Tanzanite seems to be a fascinating topic. Do you ever discuss it or its rich history over the dinner table at home or while out at restaurants with friends?
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Whats was your opinion/reaction to the Tanzanian governments legislation banning the export of unprocessed tanzanite to India in 2003? Were you in favor? If you were opposed, did you take part in any protests?
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Some quick internet research shows that Tanzanite is often heat treated to bring out the color of the stones. Cite: “When heat treated in a furnace, the temperature is usually between 370-390 degrees Celsius for 30 minutes.”
How much heat is applied to the Tanzanite stones normally sold via The Liquidation Channel? Would you say that it is more or less than the heat applied to an intern who accidently makes your coffee with sugar instead of Splenda?
Also, is the flash-point of a regular intern the same as a cheap intern? Please Discuss & feel free to include examples -
The jewelry that your sales staff wears on air. Is it true that it is locked on and will explode if they step more than 5 feet off of the TV podium?
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The “aggressive acquisition channels” that you use to acquire stock: Is it fair to say that there is less blood on a Conflict Diamond than one of those million dollar pieces?
Also, does The Liquidation Channel offer blood and DNA cleaners with the larger pieces so they don’t light up like Bob Crane’s Tire Iron under black light at a trendy club…? -
A prior poster from 2012 indicated that some of your pearls looked dirty and of low quality, but we do realize that this is a stock liquidation and that you have no control over individual pieces.
That said, if I was buying an SUV, the seller might be obligated to tell me if it had been driven “off road”. What assurances does The Liquidation channel offer that none of its strings of pearls have ever been…
how do I say this gently? …“Off-neck”? -
As the Holidays approach, I DO understand that “Being rude and making fun of people while they are doing their job is no way to go about things.” Still, in keeping with the occasion… why are you here???
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I realize that you do tout tanzanite as a solid investment, especially in these uncertain economic times, a diverse portfolio of precious metals, gemstones, stocks and bonds is the key to economic freedom and success."
In a world that may fall to shotguns & canned goods, how many cans of SPAM do you expect the average 1 carat Tanzanite stone to trade for? How many shotgun shells… and are those 20 or 12 gauge? Also, is Glen Beck a client…? -
The statement “With what’s been going on in Africa these days, you never know what can happen…” might seem a tad insensitive to some of our posters.
I’m sure that you meant well, but a statement of assurance by a prominent African-American would go a long way towards reassuring us.
Perhaps Charlize Theron is available…? Besides, don’t you think that Tanzanite could truly bring out the fire in her eyes…?
I’d like to leave you now with the deepest and warmest Holiday Wishes, which hopefully will leave you smiling more than Tanzanite
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Merry Christmas!
Well, except for that time you broke into that guy’s office and stole all the deals.
BRB
Now there’s a good New Year’s resolution for you; reply to ‘chats’ within, say 2 years.
But couldn’t you absorb the costs, like other companies do? :rolleyes:
Excuse me, SBectonLC, for my ignorance, but could you clairfy one point?
If you aren’t “legally authorized to offer investment advice,” then why the hell are you even talking about tanzanite as a “solid investment?” Are you worried that there is no jewelry market for the tanzanite you sell, even though it’s “the highest quality tanzanite at the lowest prices”?
And do you tell your viewers that you aren’t legally authorized to offer investment advice?
Do you send anything to the families of dead miners? Like maybe a ham or something?
That’s not funny, dude, I knew a guy who died after he was anally tanzanite raped.
Good parody posts. That’s all I can say in this forum.
It’s real.
Let’s see, what can I say that won’t get me a note or a warning?
I don’t mean I think the Liquidation Channel is a fake. I believe SBectonLC isn’t really Shannon Becton, but someone who is having us on.
*Me Tanzanite.
You Jonesing.
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OMG. The Twitters is a chatroom now.
[QUOTE=SBectonLC]
In regards to the sexual comments, during this time of holiday cheer and merriment, we ask here at the Liquidation Channel that you refrain from comparing our products to lewd and criminal sexual acts.
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Nonsense - there’s nothing that says “holiday cheer and merriment” like lewd and criminal sexual acts. Trust me, I know.
Regards,
Shodan Who Is Trying to Figure Which Tanzanite Gemstone Will Fit His Anus Most Festively
The pointiest.
S. Drager
This chatroom is a-twitters now…
Note to Self: Never ask Shodan how he gets the ornamental star to the top of his tree…
What sort of liquid do you use?
Paper towel tube, and a lot of egg nog.
Regards,
Shodan