CK, you found me out. My politics are based on finding people who remind me of Ambassador Trentino, and insulting them repeatedly. (It’s worked so far!) 
But ain’t Guy Stuff in the pit? QED
No, it’s in MPSIMS. Might wanna double-check that “D.”
“It’s my considered opinion you’re all a bunch of sissies!”–Paul’s Grandfather
GG said:
Hmmm, that’s a toughie. Let’s see, it was in the high 90s here in the summer. A couple weeks ago it was cold and snowy. Yeah, I can see how it would be tough to tell those apart.
El Nino and La Nina – in other words, normal weather patterns.
When the daily news showed the record high for this area a couple days ago, you know when it was? 1968. So by your “standards,” the rapture should have happened in 1968. I guess you were left behind, eh?
Yes I can.
Oh, it is, eh? According to whom?
So the rapture should have happened in 1948? Whoops! You’re off by a few decades.
Well, if the rest are as good as these…
GG, I’m a Christian. But if I weren’t, and your proselytizing was my only exposure to Christianity, I’d be running the other way as fast as I could.
People like you who turn God’s love into thuggery (what else can you call the “get down on your knees and worship God, or suffer everlasting torment” school of evangelism? Compared to that, the gunman who says, “your money or your life” is small potatoes) are despicable.
It’s gangsta Christianity you’re preaching - ‘join my posse, or I’ll beat you up good.’ You worship Satan, not Christ; you’re deluding yourself if you believe otherwise.
GodlyGuy, I am a little confused. The sermons you presented were well written and intelligible, if a little heavy on the Fire & Brimstone.
Now, your off-the-cuff responces show the grasp of the English language usually exhibited by home-schooled twelve-year-olds.
Which is your real voice? Possibly you should take a bit more time composing your replies.
Jesus Saves, Allah Preserves, and Cthulhu thinks you would make a tasty sandwich.
The difference is you read somewhere I was 12 and btw I am thinking up writting proofing theb typing my sermons little different !
Go a bit easy on him, RT; I think he really is 12 years old or so (IIRC the LBMBer’s said he was in 12 another thread). It might be a tad traumatic for him to be told he’s worshipping Satan; I’m sure he intends to worship God and does his best. Personally, I find him more entertaining than annoying.
Condemnant qui non intelligent
Simulpost! So I was right about the age.
Victoria_Rose wrote this I copied and pasted. Some more of those signs 38 of them:Here is a great reminder to Christians that their redempbion is near and proof to non-Christians that the Bbble is the
infallible Word of God. The following information is taken from Grant Jeffery’s book “Prince of Darkness”, published in 1994! What are the odds that these 38 prophecies (to be listed) occurred by chance?
~There are 40 years to a generation.
~There are 50 generations from Christ until today.
Therefore, the odds are 1 in 50 of any of these prophecies occurring in our lifetime.
~The odds of 1 event = 1 chance in 50=1 in 50
~The odds of 2 events = 50 x 50 = 1 in 2500
~The odds of 3 events = 50 x 50 x 50 = 1 in 125000
~The odds of 4 events = 50 x 50 x 50 x 50 = 1 in 6.25 million
~The odds of 5 events = 50 x 50 x 50 x 50 x 50 = 1 in 312.5 million
~The odds of 6 events = 50 x 50 x 50 x 50 x 50 x 50 = 1 in 15.6 billion.
You can readily see that even at 6 events, the odds are staggering! Imagine what the odds of 38 events (1 x 50 to the 38th power) would look like!
Below is the list of each prophecy that was realized and the corresponding scripture reference. Decide for yourself if the
Bible is the true Word of God or not.
1) The rebirth of Israel; the "fig tree" buds
~Matthew 24:32-34
2)The Hebrew language recovered
~Zephaniah 3:9
3)The Ethiopian Jews return to Israel
~Zephaniah 3:10
4)the exiles returning to Israel
~Ezekiel 37:21
5)Israel becomes fertile and blossoms
~Isaiah 27:6
6)Israel's rainfall increases dramatically
~Joel 2:23
7)The Roman Empire will revive
~Daniel 2:40-44
8)Russia rises as a military power
~Ezekiel 38:1-12
9)The city of Babylon is rebuilt
~Isaiah 13:1,6,19
10)Iraq is defeated in the Gulf War
~Jeremiah 50:1,9; 51:27
11)Preparations for a One World Government
~Daniel 7:14; Revelation 13:7
12)Financial systems depending on numbers, not cash
~Revelation 13:17,18
13)Intra-dermal computer ID chips
~Revelation 13:15-18
14)A global arms race
~Matthew 24:6,7; Joel 3:9
15)Worldwide television communications
~Revelation 11:9,10
16)Israel surrounded by enemy Arab nations
~Psalms 83:4-8
17)Worldwide famine destroying
~Revelation 6:5,6; Matthew 24:7
19)Increasing earthquakes in strange places
~Revelation 6:12-15
20)An increase in false messiahs
~Matthew 24:4,5
21)Explosion of false prophets and heresies
~Matthew 24:24
22)The rise of anti-Semitism worldwide
~Matthew 24:9,10
23)Men's hearts failing them for fear
~Luke 21:26
24)Asia developing 200 million-man army
~Revelation 9:14-16
25)The Euphrates River can be dried up
~Revelation 16:12-14
26)A military highway across Asia
~Revelation 9:14,15; 16:12-14
27)Society accepts perversion and evil as normal
~2 Timothy 3:1-3; Revelation 9:20,21
28)Ecological devestation of the planet
~Revelation 11:18
29)Doomsday weapons threaten earth
~Matthew 24:21,22; Joel 2:3
30)Plans to rebuild the temple
~Isaiah 2:2,3; Micah 4:1,2
31)Levites and priests train for temple service
~Ezekiel 43:14,15
32)Temple vessels are prepared
~Ezekiel 43:14-19
33)Preparations for the sacrifice of the red heifer
~Numbers 19; Ezekiel 36:25
34)Jerusalem built in 9 specific directions
~Jeremiah 31:38-40
35)Massive increases in wealth and possessions
~James 5:3
36)Formation of worldwide apostate church
~Revelation 17
37)Israel dwelling without walls or gates
~Ezekiel 38:11
38)the powers of uranium shaken; elements melt
~Luke 21:26; 2 Peter 3:10-12
I hope this helps to prove to you that the Bible is infallible.
God bless!
Victoria Roseactually 13 not 12
look I ain’t beaten nobodyup here I am speaking truth if anything you are beating me up. Me worship Satan! Don’t kid yourself. So you say that a real Christian which you say you are is suppose to insult God! Um No
You are wrong a Christian doesn’t insult God.
Uh, GG, one word of advice – if somebody said something in a thread that is still active, it’s better to just point people there. For example, if you had done so in this case, people could go there and see how she had already been massively debunked. Hmmm. Ok, maybe that’s why you didn’t do it, but just posted her “evidence” instead…
Incidentally, the thread in question can be found at: http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum7/HTML/000854.html
GG, Rufus has not in all the time I’ve known him tried to insult God. He does, however, have a rather sharp word for the self-righteous “Christians” who are actually looking forward to the eternal torture of most of the world’s population. That sort of gloating is the type of thing Jesus hated in the Pharisees.
Think about it.
(or, do you know who Ambassador Trentino is and what country he is from?)
I didn’t say I wanted the world to be punished! I would rather Hell be empty and Heaven full. You take everything I say and make it sound bad when it isn’t!
Gaudere - OK, didn’t realize he was a kid.
GG - if you really are only 13, this is not the place for you to be, if you’re going to be like that.
Dr F - actually, I have on occasion referred to Oolon Colluphid’s books such as Some More of God’s Greatest Mistakes, so I suppose I have technically been guilty of insulting God. So far, He seems to be able to take a joke. 
Why do people insist on spending so much time and precious space stating the obvious?
If G-d is G-d, HOW COULD HE NOT WIN?
HELLO!
shema yisrael adonai eloheynu adonai echad
GodlyGuy wrote:
Oh yeah, I forgot about that verse in Revelation which says: “And a whole bunch of obnoxious jerks shall attempt to flood an electronic message board with evangelical drivel.”
The truth, as always, is more complicated than that.
Well GG, one of the limitations of this medium of communications is that we are forced to take what you say on face value. We are not mind readers and cannot know what you meant to say. We can only work with what you did say.
And it sounded like you were looking forward to the Last Trump sometime this fall. That sort of thing is typical of a person who has so much hubris he believes his name is in the Book of Life. Pride like that is a major sin.