The Lumberjack Song!

vis a vis, it’s entity.
D’you see?

(whimper)…And I thought you were rugged! (high-pitched keening whimper):frowning:

Oh! La-dee-dee a 1 2 3 Eric the half-a bee

Is this wretched demi-bee,
Half-asleep upon my knee
Some freak from a menagerie??
NO!!
It’s Eric, the Half-a-bee!

…Camelot! Camelot!
<Its only a model>

Dinsdale!

Oh, bugger. Wrong sketch.

Here, take a look at this.

Ahem!

Semprini?

The thread has a tendency to become silly.

Right, then. Time for a cartoon.

And now for something completely different

It’s

Number 7.

The Larch.

Iiifffff…
I were not the Barrister,
What would I like to be?
If I were not the Barrister,
A TRAIN CONDUCTOR ME!
With a chuff-chuff-chuff,
and a CHUFFY-chuff-chuff!
I sing this all day long.
With a chuff-chuff-chuff,
and a CHUFFY-chuff-chuff!
I SING MY HAPPY SONG!

<bonnnnnng> Start again!

And now for something completely different… a man with three buttocks!!

Dennis Moore, Dennis Moore, et cetera, et cetera…

And now fo something completely different: a man with a weasel through his head.

Cyril Connoly

Welcome to “It’s The Mind.” Tonight, we explore “deja vu,” that extraordinary feeling of something having happened to you before . . . .

::looks around uneasily::

I should like to file a complaint about this parrot, what I bought from this very boutique not 'alf an hour ago…