Yeah, you never want to try that stuff with a sober goat. Don’t ask any questions, just trust me on this one.
Oh, for the OP, pony up the 15 clams already so we can welcome you properly!
Well you see, it’s this kind of attitude that makes the initiation a dreaded ritual. The length and, erm, depth of the ceremony is directly proportional to the enthusiasm and vigor displayed by the new member.
What we like to see around here is some proactive initiating. This demonstrates how far you’re willing to go in the Fight Against Ignorance. You don’t get be one of Cecil’s Warriors by taking one for the team - you gotta give as good as you get.
I’m just saying, is all…
I’m just not sure my wife would appreciate strange women showing up at my door demanding pie, go figure…
Picker- well, you have enlightened me, and I will now treat the goat as swampy treats his “burly man”.
Well, dammit man, go ask her! 
This sort of sucking up is never inappropriate. Welcome.
Laina- I have noticed that blatant brown-nosing is very acceptable, and that people can be a touch edgy here from time to time, so I figured a little smooching up is a good thing, may earn points later.
Harmless- My wife is the jealous type, I don’t think she would even appreciate me asking the question. In fact, that would probably earn me a swift kick and a week on the couch.
Thanks to all for the welcome, it is tremendously appreciated!
Chocolate is always a good choice around here. I nearly conviced swampy to “switch teams” with an offer of brownies and beer once.
And welcome to the Boards.
Okay, how does she feel about Next Day Air shipments?
You have a lot in common with our own belove Rue DeDay! He lives in Cincy (well, the suburbs, I think) has 2 kids (boys, neither are babies any longer) and has a Jack Russell Terrorist named Lucy! The difference is, he just turned 37. So you can’t be him having an identity crisis, can you? I mean, can he? I mean…
Welcome to our sandbox. Since you’ve been lurking, you must have already figured out that I’m nice. I really am. Ask anybody. 
I’m nice, but I have a defective keyboard. Rue is beloved. Really. Ask anybody!!
Gee, then his nose is *really * going to hurt after this.
Welcome! 
Welcome, Ted!
:: splosh ::
pop pop
Sorry about the tentacles. You know how things get a little …awkward… at times. The marks will go away.
:: eructate ::
[sub]Dammit, I missed another intro thread! Has someone been stealing memos out of my inbox again? I tell you, I’m gonna put a lock on that thing![/sub]
Thanks again all. I did notice in one of his posts Rue mentioned his Lucy, and I figured out he lived in the Cincy area, how odd.
Better late than never Sunspace, and is there something wrong with me if I didn’t mind the suction?
Next day air may work for pies, I wonder how cold those containers can keep them though?