The m&m color-to-flavor game

In this Straight Dope Classic article, Unca Cecil confirms a sad conclusion I was forced to reach at the tender age of nine (or so); to wit: that the colored candy shells on m&m choco-bits are not given unique flavors.

I have lived alone with the disappointment for long enough. I’d like some validation from the teeming millions, in the form of participation in my game.

It should be fairly straightforward: I will begin by naming a color. The next player offers an appropriate flavor to match that color, then selects the next color to be flavorized. I do not require (or indeed, recommend) conventional color-to-flavor combinations, but please try to retain some logic to your choices. For instance, green might be logically flavored as “felt,” but purple would not, because, after all, how common are purple billiard tables?

The above exmple notwithstanding, it probably would be best to suggest flavors that are generally found in edible items.

Ready?

Yellow.

Y’know, JellyBelly is now making flavored shelled chocolate candies.

Stripe-in-the-middle-of-the-road.

Green.

Plastic Easter-basket grass. (Totally edible, try it!)

Red.

Fully oxygenated human blood.

Blue.

Windex. Mmmmmmmmmm…

Brown.

UPS. (The whole company.)
Orange.

Meat Loaf (the kind you get at Mom’s Diner, that is, not the kind you get at Dr. Frankenfurter’s castle).

Orange.

Durned simulposts.

Okay, I’ll do KeithT’s orange.

Carrot.

Feel free to recycle colors.

Purple.

Say, you do mean fully deoxygenated blood, right?

That was in response to “Red”, as proposed by Spurious George. Alias gave us “Windex” for blue.

We could use “fully deoxygenated human blood” for Purple though.
White

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Easy. Rice.

Pale Green

Bug Guts.

Grey (from the recent “no-color” promotion.)

Ghosts.
Burnt umber.

Hmmm.

How about cocoa butter, like you might taste if you licked the outside of a bottle of Coppertone?
Amber.

Beer.

Black (also from the “no-color” set).

Vampire Bat

Next: pastel blue (from the spring/Easter colors)

Coventry City

Maroon.

Roast rabbit (think about it).
Pink.

Medium-rare lamb.

Navy blue (the colour of SDMB threads)