Want a lollipop?

You’re offered one out of a selection of different coloured lollipops. Sure, every colour generally is flavoured differently, but one never knows for sure if the the red one is cherry or strawberry, or the green one is lime or apple flavoured. So anyway, what colour do you take?

I’m going to try to make this a poll. Keep your fingers crossed.

ETA: I never got a poll option. Your choices are:

  1. Red
  2. Purple
  3. Orange
  4. Yellow
  5. Green

I think polls go in another forum. Be prepared to find this thread has been moved.

Orange. Yellow as a second choice.

Definitely will be a forum change.

I always pick red. Generally, I eat all the red gummy bears and leave the rest for the kids or wife, and with hard candy (not my favorite thing, but I’ll eat it sometimes) I always go with the red ones as well. My second choice would be purple…I like artificial grape flavor, and love the lollipops with the gum inside that are purple with the red bubble gum inside.

Yellow as it’s a pretty certain lemon. (If some joker made it banana flavoured I would not be happy.) Green though, if I were to know it was lime, not apple.

Red. Most likely cherry or strawberry. Both would be fine by me.

This reminds me of an anecdote told me by a friend, who was the father of two young daughters. He went to the drive in window at the bank, and at the end of the transaction, there were two lollipops that had been placed in the drawer by the teller – one red and one green. He immediately sent them back and said “You don’t have any children, do you? Give me two the same color, or the fight over them, will never end.”

Green. It is most likely lime, which I like. Distant second is apple, which I don’t dislike.

The objective, GQ-quality answer is red. Purple would also be acceptable.

Orange, yellow, and green might be orange, lemon, or lime, respectively, none of which have any appeal to me. Yellow might also be pineapple, and orange might be butterscotch, and I don’t like those either.

Purple because it will be grape and I like grape.

Moderator Action

Det. Crocker: Hey, what’s with the lollipops?
Lt. Kojak: I’m looking to close the generation gap.

Let’s move this to the land of lollipops and other tasty edibles.

Moving thread from General Questions to Cafe Society.

Green, because lime is my favorite. If it’s apple I will be disappointed but I won’t spit it out.

These are right out:
Red watermelon
Orange butterscotch
Green apple
Yellow banana

As Enocavy said, purple must be grape and I like grape.

Another vote for purple as the “safe” color.

You’ll be sorry when it turns out to be eggplant.

Not as sorry as I’d be if I took the red lollipop and found out it was cinnamon.

Ugh, true.

This, at least in the U.S.

I gravitate towards red, but I’d pick anything. Maybe not green.

Damn straight.