The "Make Fun of Herman Cain" Thread

Cain doesn’t ask. He is a firm republican decision maker not some wimpy democrat who has to wait until facts are in! He just grabs by the head and forces your face to his crotch. Don’t you want a job? Well it’s a job for a job America.

I don’t understand what anyone even has to know about him except his 999 plan cuts taxes on the rich by application of them to the poor and middle class while at the same time discouraging spending on manufactured goods with the 9% tax on them. Why would he get a vote from anyone not rich or a mindless drone of the rich?

“Climbin’ on board the Cain-Train” sounds like a decidedly sleazy proposition.

he denies ever having met his latest accuser. I’m gonna go out on a limb and guess there is evidence soon to be presenting proving he’s lying. Seeing as all of his attempts at damage control have been ineffectual, to say the least.

Really?

Funny how his poll position has remained the same since all these accusations came out, I think he is doing a pretty good job fighting the fake smears and lies.

Even though Cain has accused the Perry campaign to be behind it all, I would look straight at Obongo. He knows without his guaranteed 92% of the racist black vote he has no chance in hell of being reelected.

Funny.

Gloria Allred also represented the woman Meg Whitman fired. Whitman claimed that she never knew there was an immigration issue, Allred quickly whipped out the letter from immigration with her note on it. (IIRC). She’s been to this rodeo before - I bet she’s waiting until he really goes out on a limb and then saws it off.

Mindless drone of the rich describes the Republican base quite nicely.

Sorry, I’d rather look at real poll numbers instead of an online survey.

G-SE (what does your user name signify, BTW?), you make a valid point, but I think the real proof of the pudding will not be evident until the issue is ‘behind him’. And, your standards of proof are interesting, going from paranoid evidence-free blaming of Obama to demanding ‘real’ polling…
And what’s with “Obongo?” Is that supposed to mean anything?

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I’m going to go out on a limb here, and declare that you are an asshole.

You are right that it will take a bit of time to see how these allegations do or do not affect his campaign, but as of yet I’m not seeing any significant impact on his polling numbers.

And you are correct, I have no proof (obviously) to put the blame on Obama, that is just my opinion based on who I think has the most motivation to get Cain out of the race.

Perry is so far behind, I don’t see him gaining anything from it. I think that Romney’s base is a bit different than Cain’s, and I doubt he would gain many voters that would leave Cain.

But Obama’s poll numbers with whites is pretty low, so I am sure he is counting on the black vote. Whether Cain would chip away at that or not is yet to be seen, but I think there would be a strong motivation to keep another black person out of the race.

And Obongo is just a play on words with Obama & his half-brother (Abongo) that really seems to get liberals panties in a twist.

Shouldn’t you be out banging a drum and occupying something?

When he defended people’s right to object to a Muslim Community Center being proposed here in TN he showed he lacked a basic understanding of the 1st amendment.
It’s been all downhill from there.

IMO he’s been lying all along and not very well. When you get caught in a lie it’s hard to believe the , “well yes I was accused, and there was a settlement, two in fact, but honest I didn’t do anything wrong”

He’d have been better off to follow Arnold’s example and just admit he’d made some mistakes and was sorry if he had been disrespectful to some women. Then he could simply decline to go into any details by calling it irrelevant to our current problems. As it is, the more he talks, the guiltier he appears. There will be a visceral response by some voters. I suspect he will be fading quickly this next week or two.

In today’s press conference he talked about the evil of baseless allegations and then immediately blamed the Democrats without having any evidence. Jon S. pointed out the irony of him lashing out at the media and refusing to answer questions

Evidently, No means No. He’s a cartoon.

also known as pandering with factual errors included.

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Just calling them as I see them. Shouldn’t you be out at an Aryan brothers march or something?

Don’t you see? He only pretends to be a racist to get a rise out of liberals. So it’s all OK.

You don’t understand republicans do you? If they gleefully encourage the fiscal rape of the poor and middle class in favor of the rich then what is one more rape? Besides, it’s all the fault of those filthy liberal democrats in their low cut tax me more clothes looking all come hither skinny from not having lunch write-offs. If they want a job then they should expect to give one. You have to raise some Cain to get a job in this economy. Now there is some poll numbers you can sink your teeth in.