The Male Half Gets A Chance!

All the ladies seem to have their own hair-based threads, this one is for the guys.

I love you beer-swilling, foul-talking, good-for-nothing guys! I salute you! (Fires Gun Into Air)

Are you sure, dude? I mean, the last time someone tried something similar, it ended in Canadian lawsuits involving Moose Schlongs, beer trucks, and nuns. Or something.