http://www.ncbuy.com/news/wireless_news.html?qdate=2002-11-20&nav=VIEW&id=09136I5C1UF021120
Oh
My
God
Note to self:
You do not have to click on every link provided.
Wow, I thought I had heard it all
On rereading the article, and thinking it over, I’ve decided that “banana smoothie” probably isn’t a euphemism after all. Although it clearly should be.
Uh, do I want to click on that while at work?
Yes, it’s just a news article. You’re okay, Juanita.
Still…can you imagine the informercials that could pop up because of this?
“Milked from the healthiest vegetarian body builders…guaranteed free of disease or defect…pumped full of vitamins and minerals…”
Ahhh, she’d just squeeze you dry and toss you away when she was done with you.
You say that like it’s a bad thing. Always happy to donate to a worthy cause.
Oh, sure, I’d be glad to help her out…but what’s in it for me? 
I think I’m going to vomit.
I thought the OP had accidently transposed “The Juice Man Diet” with “The Man Juice Diet”. Boy was I wrong.
I can’t imagine this diet will sweep across the face of the nation.
You mean it’s not a moisturizer?
The face of the woman involved, maybe…
ugh! definitely shouldn’t have read this one while eating tapioca pudding.
only in california …
Think of the consequences, though.
If she’s successful …
“Honey, does this outfit make me look fat?”
“Hell, yeah. You need to diet!”
Ah, finally something that can give the Atkins diet some stiff competition.
Oh man… I just had a mental picture of some new “milk mustache” ads that magazines would carry if this caught on…
I emailed the link to Mrs. Stof at work. I’ll let you know the results, though I warn it’s likely to be a resounding, “HA!”
God bless her 