Why, does Mrs. Stof need to lose weight? 
A relevant classic from the Master:
The next time my mother hassles me about how much prettier I’d be if I lost a few pounds . . .
No, he just wants her to go on the diet.
This fits in nicely (?) with an alternative menaing of some family nickname we have. I think I’ll show my brother and sister the link… :eek:
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Dare we ask what the nickname is?
Is the link reealllllllllllllllly disgusting? I won’t open it if it is then.
Since the link to the appropriate Cecil column has been provided, I’ll make do with the most relevant Snopes link. 
A new ad campaign:
“Got spooge?”
It depends on your tolerance level for disgust.
There’s no disgusting pictures or anything, it’s just a news article.
Call me old fashioned, but wouldn’t it be simpler and less vomit inducing to just cut down on fatty foods?
Either she is not fully serious about it or she’s got issues she needs to deal with.
I challenge anyone to go one week consuming only semen; it just can’t be done IMO.
What’s the world coming to?
She gets an “E” for, er, uh, effort, yeah that’s it. But, as any nutritionalist will tell you; eating healthy is only half of the equation. A comprehensive exercise routine is essential as well.
Move over Pilates and make way for Ejacucize. Now, everyone on your knees and give me fifty. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2; you in the back, suck in that nut.
I’m starting to wonder if this isn’t some publicity stunt for a new XXX film…I mean, who would actually seriously consider this type of diet?
ivylass, you’re just starting to wonder? Howard Stern will “interviewing” this woman any day now. She’ll be selling videos. It will be an in-depth report and we’ll get all the details.
How will she be consumming this?
Will she drink it bottled or straight from the tap?
That’s gonna make for a lovely burp. Now we know what kind of gas the Russians used.
Hmm… I’ve just had an extremely unpleasant thought: what the heck is going to come out the other end?
Easy cum, easy go.
Now I’m reminded of that SNL skit:
“It’s a desset topping”
“It’s a floor polish”
“No… It’s both!”
Her poor dentist.
"Hey, have you been using Pearl Drops?