*You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There’s, um, spunk kebabs, spunk creole, spunk gumbo, pan fried spunk, deep fried, stir fried. There’s pineapple spunk and lemon spunk, coconut spunk, pepper spunk, spunk soup, spunk stew, spunk salad, spunk and potatoes, spunk burger, spunk sandwich…
That’s, that’s about it.*
No. 
I’m going to go make a turkey sandwich…
Sorry, jin… Was just trying to joke with you…
Actually, it’s not calories with which she need concern herself. Sperm contains a high level of nucleic acids - the accumulation of which leads to ailments such as gout. She may (or may not) lose weight, but she’ll have crippling pain in her joints in no time.
Well, that’s why they invented knee pads.
What I want to know, is how did this make it into some editors idea of “news”?
Probably an editor who had a premonition that a thread about it on the SDMB would get 1300+ views in two days …
A non-doper friend heard about it from a different source. It just seems to be a publicity stunt for a porn website. Of course I won’t post the link but it isn’t hard to deduce from the thread title. Safe to say you shouldn’t surf it from work if big brother is watching. If BB isn’t watching and you’re partial to chubby girls go for it.
[Geezer voice]
That gal’s got plenty of spunk.
[/Geezer voice]
She could add daily jogging and mention the shoe manufacturer-
Nike-Just Do It
Or, incorporate coffee
Maxwell House-Good To The Last Drop
Or, what about oatmeal?
Quaker-It's the right thing to do, and a tasty way to do it
Diet Sprite?
Sprite-Image is nothing. Thirst is everything. Obey your thirst.
Finally, she’ll be spending a lot of time kneeling. That, and holding cups full of various organic fluids (organic stains are always tough to get out). I wonder if Stainmaster would be interested?