I sure as hell wouldn’t have guessed it in a million years.
In the clue package I was getting a strong Palin vibe, but then when she sang/rapped I thought, nah, it must be somebody else.
It would be the darkest timeline if this springs her back into political relevance.
She will never spring back into relevance.
I am horrible at guessing but I am fairly sure that Turtle is Alphonse Ribeiro. All the clues fit. I was thinking that T-rex could be Kendall Jenner. I’ve been pretty good about not spoiling myself. One of them (Swan?) sounds exactly like Taylor Swift if she were worse singer.
Just to go on the record, my guess is that the astronaut is Hunter Hayes.
Upon re-watch, it sounded like Palin to me.
Twitter is quite sure that TREX is
jojo siwa.
Whoever that is.
Bugger! I watched almost the whole thing last night and they didn’t even pull anybody’s head off.
My favorite is the Kitty. She’s a great singer, and I know it can’t be Sheena Easton, but that’s the only answer my imagination will give.
Least favorite is the Blowup Doll, I mean, “Night Angel” (like that’s even a thing). She sang “Man, I Feel Like a Woman”, which always makes me embarrassed to have a vagina.
I had lost track of the show and tuned in last night the first time in several weeks. It just happened to be a reunion show where the ones already unmasked sang together. Aside from Drew Carey and Tom Bergeron, I’m not sure I recognized anyone. Who is the kangaroo? Who is the guy that was the tiger? He was interesting.
I really like kitty. No idea who it is and have missed too much to make any kind of guess, but she is terrific.
White Tiger? Guess you are not a football fan.
White Tiger was Rob Gronkowski, former Tight End for the New England Patriots.
Clip show! A goddamned clip show!
Ohhhhhh. I figured he was an athlete of some sort. I’ve definitely heard of RG but didn’t recognize him.
So who was who?
Thanks
Brian
I didn’t know any of the last 3. I’m not up on popular culture.
The frog should’ve won.
Final order, with 1st place at top.
Night Angel – Kandi Burruss
Turtle – Jesse McCartney
Frog – Bow Wow
Rhino – Barry Zito
Kitty – Jackie Evancho
Astronaut – Hunter Hayes
Banana – Bret Michaels
Kangaroo – Jordyn Woods
White Tiger – Rob Gronkowski
T-Rex – JoJo Siwa
Swan – Bella Thorne
Bear – Sarah Palin
Taco – Tom Bergeron
Mouse – Dionne Warwick
Elephant – Tony Hawk
Miss Monster – Chaka Khan
Llama – Drew Carey
Robot – Lil Wayne
I know who five of these people are, and what they are famous for, off the top of my head. Another three I kindof knew the name but I needed a little help placing them. The rest, including the top 3, I had no idea who they are. and when the panel is guessing? I don’t know who most of the wrong guesses are either.
But it was fun watching anyway!
The two best voices, by far, were Night Angel and Kitty. I guessed from very early on that one of these two would win it. I was surprised Kitty didn’t make the final. What a voice! But Night Angel’s was equally as good, perhaps a little more powerful and soulful. Frog was fun, but a 1-trick pony. Never actually “sang” like a melody. Only rap. Every performance was rap.
I enjoy the show, but I don’t many of these people either.
Drew Carey, Chaka Khan, Dionne Warwick, Tom Bergeron, Sarah Palin, Gronk, and Bret Michaels are the people I know.
Thanks divemaster, I heard of maybe 8 of those – none in the top 5
Brian
So, now that we’re through Season 3 has Jenny McCarthy actually become tolerable, or am I suffering from some sort of boiling Stockholm frog thing here?
Ironically I know all except the top 2.
The latter. 
I thought Kitty was the best singer by far, never heard of her though.
I know the bottom 7, Bret Michaels, and I’m assuming Bow Wow is the person who was once “Lil Bow Wow” now that he’s an adult.
I looked up the winner and I remember the song “Just Kickin’ It.” But I haven’t heard of her since the mid-90s.
I feel like I might watch the first few episodes of the next season (if there is one) but after about 5 people, I won’t know any of the other singers so I may as well stop.